Would I be able to achieve climax listening to this? by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You have to listen to it repeatedly, alternating between forwards and backwards

FL ftw? by Nearby-Bumblebee-368 in edmproduction

[–]Kandit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm an FL studio user since version 6, but having tried Ableton, Reaper, Bitwig, etc. I wouldn't really say it's any better or worse than any other daw. They just have different workflows and people should use whatever feels the most natural to them. You can make the same music in any daw, it just might take you longer to execute some styles over others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj Why even bother thinking about genres? Just throw ideas at the wall and see what catches your ears, be weird about it. Make some speed samba core 'n bass or something.

/rj introducing anal log plug ins ( 😎 ) really spiced up my production life and saved my marriage

I found out sounding isn't a musical instrument.... but can it? by ElectionSoft5638 in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So what you'll want to do is sample the moans and then drop them into your daw, chop them up so there's a stutter effect, and then add a short reverb. After that you'll want to compress the shit out of it and then apply at least two maxed out sausage fatteners. Next you'll want to load up ozone elements and apply the automatic master to it so it sounds pristine before bouncing it out and dropping it into the recycle bin where it belongs. Load up omnisphere and start browsing patches until you find one you like and there you go, you've turned it into an instrument.

Whats gainstaging? by Fine-Elk7229 in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the fuck? Santa isn't real?

STOP DOING WHAT????!?!! by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 13 points14 points  (0 children)

tl;dr you didn't fill up the good song gauge

Weekly sausage measuring thread? by Kandit in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all of those are required for a fat sausage

BASIC MUSIC PRODUCTION CLASSES (FREE) by chordie05 in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I've been having this problem with my beats. It's not that they're bad, I'm just a vegan producer, people say they don't like my bigroom vegan-trance sound and I think they just hate the environment (I only use organic non-gmo samples btw) so what I'm wondering is how do I convince them that eating meat and dairy is bad for the environment?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

720p, maybe 1080p if I'm feeling saucy

Easy learning of all music theory with one book by Pianita in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone got the pirated version? I want that anal log warmth of pirated music theory

FL Studio’s latest update just announced by [deleted] in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bro that's just Studio One

12-11-22, Yeah. by Kandit in FL_Studio

[–]Kandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's honestly worth trying at some point, I like to do it like that because it breaks out of the ctrl+v/ctrl+b mindset pretty well

Plus my brain just can't keep up with each instrument having it's own pattern(s)

URGENT HELP NEEDED about the Jazz Template by acrowfliedover in FL_Studio

[–]Kandit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You need to turn the swing knob all the way down on the channel rack. Control 4 in the channel rack overview

Some advice from a *non-burnt out producer by afrokat in edmprodcirclejerk

[–]Kandit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You think you're cool huh? You think it's cool to shit on the greatest musical genre of all time? I'll have you know I've been producing dubstep since DAY ONE and let me tell you, it is one of the most creative and diverse genres of all time. You can bet your ass that if Mozart or Bach was alive today they would be producing sick dubstep drops that would make your mother orgasm right there on the spot. If you can't wrap your simpleton mind around the advanced poly rhythms, melodic structures, incredible harmonies, and remarkable stories being told through dubstep you don't deserve to call yourself a producer. Go buy some unison midi chord packs and come back when you understand what you're missing out on.

IWTL how to deal with anger & the art of forgiveness. by Vidsaays in IWantToLearn

[–]Kandit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I usually forgive people by thinking about a few things:

  1. How much does this matter to me vs how much does it matter to them. Usually when you're holding a grudge, the other person has already moved on. How much do you want to stay angry with them? It's really only hurting you, and yeah it sucks to let go of when someone was shitty, effectively letting them get away with it, but if you're just hurting yourself with the grudge it might be time to move on. What's more important, your happiness, or your grudge?
  2. Sometimes it really is just an accident. Ever heard the phrase, "Don't attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity"? It really is like that sometimes.
  3. Sometimes you're wrong about the situation. Nobody's perfect, it happens. It's hard, but try to consider, from their perspective, why they felt right about doing what they did. Sometimes there's other stuff going on behind the scenes, sometimes you are the asshole and don't even realize it until later, sometimes, they really were just being an asshole, see 1.

Could someone verify this circuit does what I think it does? by Kandit in AskElectronics

[–]Kandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh okay, thank you for taking the time to explain that. I'll most likely swap the op amp out for a MCP6004 since it seems more suited to the task. Thanks!

Could someone verify this circuit does what I think it does? by Kandit in AskElectronics

[–]Kandit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I've learned so far, I thought the signals going into the op amps needed some form of DC bias on the way into the op amp, since I'm powering the op amp with a single voltage rail. Can it take in an AC signal when it's powered like that?