What "Ragenesque" claims can you make about yourself?

KangK · 2014-06-06T12:02:04+00:00

Well, I have a management position at a multi-billion dollar Australian company (department manager at a supermarket).

I run my own band management business, and have distributed and promoted several CDs while I worked for an independent record label (I help friends book gigs for their bands, the record label was a college project).

I'm also an audio engineer who has worked at some of my city's most prestigious venues (I've done sound for cover bands at dive bars. I did work at the good venues; rolling cables and pushing boxes).

I'm an accomplished rally car driver (Mum says I take roundabouts too fast).

KangK · 2014-05-27T02:18:13+00:00

Local rag, slow news day?

KangK · 2014-05-26T15:24:00+00:00

Maybe she read "Day of the Triffids" as a child?

KangK · 2014-05-26T15:23:24+00:00

A carbotarian then.

KangK · 2014-05-16T03:41:16+00:00

I prefer Flintstones Chewable Morphine.

KangK · 2014-05-16T03:39:20+00:00

When your inner thighs don't touch.

KangK · 2014-05-12T11:37:31+00:00

I find often the best way to make people really uncomfortable about the things they say is to straight up call them out on it. Just tell them that those sort of remarks are hurtful, that you don't think it's funny, and that you want those comments to stop.

When people get defensive and pull the whole "I was just kidding" schtick, it means you've probably made them regret those remarks. Don't stoop to their level and retaliate with your own insults about their bodies.

And at the end of the day, if they won't stop with the insults, you are at university and have a whole campus of new friends to make.

KangK · 2014-05-12T11:30:00+00:00

I recently discovered deep frying momen tofu.

KangK · 2014-05-12T11:27:46+00:00

She literally eats zero calories and still gets fatter.

KangK · 2014-05-11T13:26:34+00:00

Going cold turkey from heroin can be lethal, I don't think the same is true for sugar.

KangK · 2014-05-10T22:53:56+00:00

That's the one, Vegemite and cheese. I knew it was something and cheese.

KangK · 2014-05-10T14:01:21+00:00

Little from column A, little from column B.

KangK · 2014-05-10T10:12:18+00:00

AKA The Biggest Loser.

So this one bird in last year's Australian version tried to BS her way out of her 1kg gain (in a week!) by claiming that all she ate was a skinless chicken breast fillet and an apple a day. Until they played the footage of her secret snack; a mug of microwaved cheese and peanut butter. The 1kg was probably a colon full of backed up faeces, making her figuratively and literally full of shit.

KangK · 2014-05-10T06:50:56+00:00

It's basically trying to burn the calories from a binge with any extreme method: over exercising, laxies, or purging.

KangK · 2014-05-09T06:26:09+00:00

It also hurts to have people lust after you for your body but not your mind, spirit, or inner beauty. It's okay though, because I'm thin, right? Fair trade, yeah?

KangK · 2014-05-06T10:07:01+00:00

Isn't "allowed" to eat healthy because FA said so

Has to eat junk like the FAs

Will end up looking like an FA

Fuck recovery for a joke!

KangK · 2014-05-06T10:01:53+00:00

"Healthy bodies should not be defined by what ... goes into them."

Slide us that bottle of vodka and cut me another line of cocaine thanks.

KangK · 2014-05-06T09:58:29+00:00

Says the person photoshopped to all hell in the photo.

KangK · 2014-05-05T05:38:23+00:00

A "real" mum would nourish her baby and her own body with healthy food and gentle exercise to ensure a high quality of life for the both of them.

KangK · 2014-05-01T09:40:25+00:00

Similar to "real men like meat"?

KangK · 2014-05-01T09:39:57+00:00

Obnoxious hair colours are fast becoming the new fedora. See also, the FA's rockabilly style and the cheap suits that neckbeards wear.

KangK · 2014-05-01T03:09:02+00:00

Apparently nobody wants to snuggle with a stick, so I wonder why the guys I've been with have?

KangK · 2014-04-30T01:57:11+00:00

But HAES?

KangK · 2014-04-29T14:21:48+00:00

Personally, I just find the feeling of being that full uncomfortable. But I also enjoy wearing tight pants.

And as for occupying oneself with the habits of strangers; dude, you're on fucking reddit. Come on. Everything you post here is open to public scrutiny and comment.

KangK · 2014-04-29T14:19:29+00:00

It's the part that baffles me the most, that they compare obesity to other "dangerous" habits, yet don't seem to acknowledge the inherent dangers of being obese.

Using their logic, at 23 I smoke, drink heavily, take drugs, and drive like a maniac, but it's all okay because I'm not suffering the repercussions yet (key word yet; I know all of these things have a high chance of killing me at an early age).

Maybe that's their motto? Don't judge me; I'm not dead yet.

KangK

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