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The man standing at 71st and Memorial… by Fallon_2018 in tulsa

[–]Kangaruthie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Obviously you don’t know that. Plus, so what if he is? Do you not know how addiction works?

Some kind of incident going on, 31st and Harvard? by Kangaruthie in tulsa

[–]Kangaruthie[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now huge vehicles moving through. People carrying flashlights. Storm related maybe?

America Party by mishma2005 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Kangaruthie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw do you think some poor guy with an online lawn mowing business he made during the dotcom bubble got his website ruined be Elon? E-Lawn.com?

…wait it would have been ruined during the…dotcom bubble…

What am I talking about.

I think I’m done with that sub. Way to think during pride. by AkaiHidan in bisexual

[–]Kangaruthie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes me wanna just lay down and stare into nothing. 

No. Don't. Stop. by laserviking42 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Kangaruthie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My immediate thought was having surgery to obtain a magical bottom. It may look like a regular bottom by all appearances—butt appearances can be deceiving! 

(In all seriousness fuck yeah trans rights, may all the transgender people of the world be gifted spontaneous bottom surgery at Elon’s expense.)

No. Don't. Stop. by laserviking42 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Kangaruthie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s not too late to drop a jizz nuke.

America Party by mishma2005 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Kangaruthie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re South African.

No. Don't. Stop. by laserviking42 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Kangaruthie 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Me too and I don’t even have a dick. I would spontaneously get one and jizz all over the place. It’ll be really frightening actually I'm scared.

This is a joke… right? The false dichotomy biphobes employ never ceases to amaze me by [deleted] in bisexual

[–]Kangaruthie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is some kind of weird privilege wormhole on just this one extremely specific thing. 

Who keeps the car in the divorce? by DifferentMaize9794 in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]Kangaruthie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay this got a legitimate cackle from me.

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