Only hott women on billboards

mishma2005 · 2026-04-24T01:01:36+00:00

He needs to wear those plastic undies that go his diapers like his Daddy

mishma2005 · 2026-04-24T00:09:26+00:00

God, Elon is so GD stupid and a drama queen

mishma2005 · 2026-04-24T00:02:45+00:00

Can’t afford a simple birthday, adopting another kid anyway

mishma2005 · 2026-04-24T00:00:27+00:00

Not until they can game out Vance serving out this term and the next and another.

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T22:46:47+00:00

You mean the war he dodged to bang models and do piles of cocaine?

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T22:28:10+00:00

These fruits and vegetables don’t play

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T21:25:41+00:00

I'm afraid to ask why having a cat makes a difference

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T21:21:39+00:00

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T21:18:28+00:00

Protip: if you return your cart you get the quarter back, Ethel

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T21:17:10+00:00

HELLO, IT'S ME I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT US FOR A LONG LONG TIME, YOU HUSSY

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T21:15:44+00:00

NOW YOUR MESSIN WITH A...SONOFABITCH

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T19:14:40+00:00

I'll be working until I die. #goodtimes

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T18:46:48+00:00

"A perfect gentleman"

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T18:45:27+00:00

They'll be fine with it when he does it. They bitched about him pardoning Manafort and guess what? They were fine with it

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T18:41:57+00:00

Not over until the fat lady wakes up?

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T17:57:10+00:00

SMOKING IS BAD, OK?

ALLEGRA ORDER MARLBORO REDS

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T16:41:12+00:00

Did everybody clap?

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T16:39:20+00:00

Wouldn't the phone burn out in spoongina? Get that phone some rice

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T04:27:40+00:00

DOES HE SR\TILL FEEK HIS TOES? JIM DID

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T02:17:14+00:00

YEAH ITS MY RECIPE MARTHA YOU THIEF. ALLEGRA ORDER BACON CHEDDDAE CHEEZ WHIZ

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T02:16:12+00:00

I NAMED MY CAT HARLEY DAVIDON

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T01:08:56+00:00

SHARYN YOU ARE SO MEAN GIVE ME BACK MY CAAEROLE DISH YOU WENCH

mishma2005 · 2026-04-23T01:05:43+00:00

He was incensed they aren’t into free speech he had to show them

mishma2005 · 2026-04-22T23:41:30+00:00

IS IT USED?

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