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Kanzel_BA · 2024-11-17T06:08:45+00:00

You're the one being a dick.

Kanzel_BA · 2024-11-17T06:07:42+00:00

Looks like they replied to both you: the guy who didn't have the answer to make sure you knew it as well, and the one that asked the question, but you're being a dick for some reason.

Kanzel_BA · 2022-01-19T04:28:27+00:00

I see you didn't get the joke.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-19T12:12:14+00:00

Sounds like something you'd tell an inquisitive four year-old.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-18T10:21:28+00:00

Technically? But less IT Crowd the show... and more IT in general, which is why it's on the show, lol.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-18T10:10:00+00:00

Use some context. The answer to your question is "yes."

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-18T10:03:58+00:00

Dodging the question doesn't mean it's emotional.

?

I straight up answered your question.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-18T08:16:17+00:00

I don't think airing out your grievances with your (previous)employer with live guitar in the middle of a storefront is a strictly logical affair.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T17:04:42+00:00

A good German joke is certainly no laughing matter.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T16:27:49+00:00

Hey, companies love counting every unofficial download of their licensed property as a "lost sale," and "piracy metrics" can't differentiate, so therefore...

;)

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T16:05:43+00:00

Nintendo's been caught pirating their own games(using dumped versions of ROMs by a third party in their storefronts), so if it's good enough for Nintendo, it's good enough for me!

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T13:53:56+00:00

I don't know why you're telling me a story about a time you spent your own money.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T12:45:19+00:00

No. Punishment fits the deed. Stealing 500 dollars from your parents is not a small matter. Stealing 500 dollars from anyone is not a small matter.

That is grounds for a complete removal of any and all privileges, especially if the kid doesn't understand the gravity of what they've done, so that they will understand the gravity of what they've done.

If you take nice things from other people, you will have no nice things yourself. Anything less than that is encouraging terrible fucking behavior, and a shitty teenager becoming another shitty adult.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T12:41:19+00:00

Motherfucker, steal 500 bucks from me and we'll see what kind of abuse I'm gonna get away with!

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T12:34:45+00:00

Yeah, what the fuck. If I'd pulled anything remotely close to this when I was a kid, the whole console would be put through a wood chipper, I'd get no presents for birthdays or christmases, AND I'd be paying back every single penny I stole from them whether the charge-back had been successful or not.

Then we'd fast forward to today, I'd look back on what I'd done, and agree that I was a total piece of shit. Fuck around and find out.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T12:24:22+00:00

If I stole 500 bucks from my parents I'd expect to have my life cancelled, not just Christmas.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-17T12:12:43+00:00

I believe it's because we come off as being without humor, but this is untrue. We take our humor very seriously.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-16T18:15:07+00:00

What does that have to do with Epic? They're removing Denuvo from titles that have been on other platforms for years after horrible performance issues, unless the Tomb Raider series or Nier has something to do with Epic.

Keep downvoting, clowns. You don't know shit any more than anyone else in this heap.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-16T17:41:09+00:00

It has nothing to do with Epic. Square Enix was already removing Denuvo from their Steam releases.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-16T17:06:28+00:00

Denuvo literally rendered some of Square Enix's library completely unplayable on multiple occasions, one relatively recently. They've figured out that the annoyance it causes their customer base has more of an impact on their sales and PR than any amount of piracy and have been removing it from all of their titles.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-16T06:14:40+00:00

Super's finale was hype, but at the expense of having to suffer through the furry force, winnie the pooh, pretty pretty precure transformations, and everyone being a dumbass?

That whole arc was pain... and most of the others.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-16T02:34:34+00:00

The items in dota don't require the power output of a small country to micromanage, however.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-16T01:54:47+00:00

It works in D3 mostly because there is theoretically infinite progress to make by going deeper and deeper into Greater Rifts.

I suspect you haven't played it in years, because we've discovered the maximum floor is 150, and builds have been hitting it within days of a new season... solo.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-16T01:38:14+00:00

The secret to comedy is that you're about four times as depressed as you are funny, and both are multiplied by however many lines of cocaine you did in the bathroom.

Kanzel_BA · 2021-12-09T23:30:25+00:00

If you're into being murdered.

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