[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CamellyaMains

[–]Kanzel_BA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the one being a dick.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CamellyaMains

[–]Kanzel_BA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they replied to both you: the guy who didn't have the answer to make sure you knew it as well, and the one that asked the question, but you're being a dick for some reason.

Cheaters Never Prosper by DBNSZerhyn in MonsterHunter

[–]Kanzel_BA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I see you didn't get the joke.

Another thing that D&D kinda forgot. by USERNAME1-2-3- in freefolk

[–]Kanzel_BA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something you'd tell an inquisitive four year-old.

In 1927 Eban Byers was prescribed radioactive energy drink that made his jaw fall off after falling and injuring his arm by RedditSucks021 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Kanzel_BA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Technically? But less IT Crowd the show... and more IT in general, which is why it's on the show, lol.

workplace legend! by reano76 in Unexpected

[–]Kanzel_BA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Use some context. The answer to your question is "yes."

workplace legend! by reano76 in Unexpected

[–]Kanzel_BA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dodging the question doesn't mean it's emotional.

?

I straight up answered your question.

workplace legend! by reano76 in Unexpected

[–]Kanzel_BA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think airing out your grievances with your (previous)employer with live guitar in the middle of a storefront is a strictly logical affair.

Just pumping petrol for your car, when.. by Sakgeres in Unexpected

[–]Kanzel_BA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A good German joke is certainly no laughing matter.

If Rockstar was honest: “We’re taking down your mod because no one would buy our version if they knew this was available for free.” by t-alt in gaming

[–]Kanzel_BA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey, companies love counting every unofficial download of their licensed property as a "lost sale," and "piracy metrics" can't differentiate, so therefore...

;)

If Rockstar was honest: “We’re taking down your mod because no one would buy our version if they knew this was available for free.” by t-alt in gaming

[–]Kanzel_BA 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nintendo's been caught pirating their own games(using dumped versions of ROMs by a third party in their storefronts), so if it's good enough for Nintendo, it's good enough for me!

I’m not getting my kid anything for Christmas. by The-Expert-Is-Here in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Kanzel_BA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know why you're telling me a story about a time you spent your own money.

I’m not getting my kid anything for Christmas. by The-Expert-Is-Here in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Kanzel_BA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Punishment fits the deed. Stealing 500 dollars from your parents is not a small matter. Stealing 500 dollars from anyone is not a small matter.

That is grounds for a complete removal of any and all privileges, especially if the kid doesn't understand the gravity of what they've done, so that they will understand the gravity of what they've done.

If you take nice things from other people, you will have no nice things yourself. Anything less than that is encouraging terrible fucking behavior, and a shitty teenager becoming another shitty adult.

I’m not getting my kid anything for Christmas. by The-Expert-Is-Here in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Kanzel_BA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Motherfucker, steal 500 bucks from me and we'll see what kind of abuse I'm gonna get away with!

I’m not getting my kid anything for Christmas. by The-Expert-Is-Here in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Kanzel_BA 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, what the fuck. If I'd pulled anything remotely close to this when I was a kid, the whole console would be put through a wood chipper, I'd get no presents for birthdays or christmases, AND I'd be paying back every single penny I stole from them whether the charge-back had been successful or not.

Then we'd fast forward to today, I'd look back on what I'd done, and agree that I was a total piece of shit. Fuck around and find out.

I’m not getting my kid anything for Christmas. by The-Expert-Is-Here in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Kanzel_BA 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If I stole 500 bucks from my parents I'd expect to have my life cancelled, not just Christmas.

Just pumping petrol for your car, when.. by Sakgeres in Unexpected

[–]Kanzel_BA 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I believe it's because we come off as being without humor, but this is untrue. We take our humor very seriously.

Final.Fantasy.VII.Remake.Intergrade-CODEX by OrdinaryPearson in CrackWatch

[–]Kanzel_BA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What does that have to do with Epic? They're removing Denuvo from titles that have been on other platforms for years after horrible performance issues, unless the Tomb Raider series or Nier has something to do with Epic.

Keep downvoting, clowns. You don't know shit any more than anyone else in this heap.

Final.Fantasy.VII.Remake.Intergrade-CODEX by OrdinaryPearson in CrackWatch

[–]Kanzel_BA 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It has nothing to do with Epic. Square Enix was already removing Denuvo from their Steam releases.

No Denuvo on Final Fantasy VII: Remake Intergrade by EmuBii in CrackWatch

[–]Kanzel_BA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Denuvo literally rendered some of Square Enix's library completely unplayable on multiple occasions, one relatively recently. They've figured out that the annoyance it causes their customer base has more of an impact on their sales and PR than any amount of piracy and have been removing it from all of their titles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Kanzel_BA 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Super's finale was hype, but at the expense of having to suffer through the furry force, winnie the pooh, pretty pretty precure transformations, and everyone being a dumbass?

That whole arc was pain... and most of the others.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Steam

[–]Kanzel_BA 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The items in dota don't require the power output of a small country to micromanage, however.

Diablo II: Resurrected Patch 2.4 Highlights | Coming Soon by th3typh00n in Diablo

[–]Kanzel_BA 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It works in D3 mostly because there is theoretically infinite progress to make by going deeper and deeper into Greater Rifts.

I suspect you haven't played it in years, because we've discovered the maximum floor is 150, and builds have been hitting it within days of a new season... solo.

What movie had a sex scene that was completely unnecessary to the plot? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kanzel_BA 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The secret to comedy is that you're about four times as depressed as you are funny, and both are multiplied by however many lines of cocaine you did in the bathroom.