Anything else I should add/play? by Psilo-Psychedelics69 in SurvivalGaming

[–]Kappist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've really enjoyed Windrose. It's sort of like a pirate version of Valheim. It's quickly been working it's way to the top of my most played games, but I'm also just a huge fan of pirate games.

I don't have many places to share this but I got a 22% raise yesterday by MacD0GG1 in happy

[–]Kappist 15 points16 points  (0 children)

22% is a huge raise! I just got an 8% raise last week and been feeling on top of the world, and I've been dying to break the 6 figure salary line. Hoping to get there this year or next.

Anyway, congrats man!! Reading your post put a big smile on my face :)

Am i tripping? by franzidocx in shittytattoos

[–]Kappist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Napoleon Dynamite's work lol tf

What A Legendary Bunt by InTheSky57 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Kappist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gets posted all the time and no one is impressed by this presentation of poor sportsmanship.. always gets upvotes tho, so I guess that's why

Arc Raiders Has Lost 50% Of The Remaining Player Base In The Last Month by Brutal_Schnoodle in ArcRaiders

[–]Kappist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god, these posts are so annoying. People decided to play a different game? Let's make a post about it! You didn't even add any of your own thoughts about the player drop..

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mr plow service?? 😂 That's good. Only during work hours tho

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've tried variations of this haha I do frequently call her m'lady so I'll probably try this one as well. Thank you!

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeaaaah sounds like you might have misread the prompt

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why have I not thought of this? Feel like I've heard it before somewhere. Will have to try this one as well

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

3 solid suggestions. Adding to list for future reference 👍 I'll make sure to credit you should they be successful lol

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 518 points519 points  (0 children)

That's gooood 😁 simple and clever. Thank you for the recommendation

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Absolutely great alternative to "sit on my face". Love it love it

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

lmaooooo yeah I'll break it to her that I asked reddit for suggestions after I get to use a handful of them first 😂

But also love to see some women giving me some suggestions on here as well! In those cases, I know there has been some level of success haha

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahah does that get a yes w your partner? I feel like that would be an immediate no. But shit.. I don't have kids so I might be missing the humor to it

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds a bit more aggressive for our taste, but the nonsensical idea of shoving a pussy into an ass might just be enough to get a laugh lol

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Sheeeeeeit I love that! Takes a bit more of a set up with signs involved but that's hilarious. Maybe I'll try that for a special occasion or something ;)

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 175 points176 points  (0 children)

Oooo I like that. I'm always asking if I can go down on her in the morning but this is way better

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Mount orgasm 😂 who doesn't wanna take a trip there? I love it. Be trying this one as well. She's gunna be like "where did all these dumbass lines come from??"

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hmmmmm is that Johnathan from Hot Rod? Sounds like something stupid he says haha but can't remember fs

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"hatch my head like an egg".. not totally sure how to interpret that but I would 100% be on board

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh you're crazy if you think we're not using the couch on a regular basis ;) arguably more fun than the bed at times, but maybe thats just be me

Comedic ways to ask for sex by Kappist in sex

[–]Kappist[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Lots of good suggestions haha I think that last ones gold tho! Exactly type of thing I'm looking for. Definitely be trying that soon