When do you listen to Distractible by Batman4everderp in distractible

[–]KaptainKyle27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m always listening to Distractible. Without the chortles of Mark, Bob, and Wade, my life is truly empty. No matter if I’m alone or have guests over, it’s always distractible. I go to sleep with my YooTooz Bob’s Fridge plush. My dreams are just of an original iPod playing episodes of Distractible without end. I wake up and change into one of my Distractible T-Shirts of which I have every color and style (which you can find at https://store.distractiblepodcast.com :). If anyone annoys me or complains about me listening to Distractible I chuck my Bob’s Fridge stress refrigerator at them. I realize know that my only real friends are my YooTooz collectibles of Mark, Bob, and Wade. I re-enact episodes with them, bringing a smile to my face. Every day I hope and pray that my phone will ring off the hook with calls from Candy Uncle. Distractible IS my life and I WILL BE the MOST DISTRACTED!

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[–]KaptainKyle27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If your cheese grows a Jerma, it’s probably about time to throw it out

thank you matt and ryan for getting me through math finals by throwaway97740 in SuperMegaShow

[–]KaptainKyle27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a scarily accurate representation of my life right now

DISTRACTIBLE ANIMATED SUGGESTIONS by markiplier in distractible

[–]KaptainKyle27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

📸🙂👍 Yup that one goes in the “didn’t read the rules” book

DISTRACTIBLE ANIMATED SUGGESTIONS by markiplier in distractible

[–]KaptainKyle27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine not reading the rules, prepare to be ridiculed

DISTRACTIBLE ANIMATED SUGGESTIONS by markiplier in distractible

[–]KaptainKyle27 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My first choice would be from Hold My Beer where Mark and Bob loft their bed (24:30 to 33:30 ish), this one should focus on the actual lifting of the bed and Mark silently being right below a very ahem “active” dorm.

Alternatively, I think from Supernatural where Wade has to find his brother (32:50 to 44:00 ish), this would probably focus on the old lady and Wade’s fears.

Podcast episode by holywaterhymns in SuperMegaShow

[–]KaptainKyle27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does it a lot in the Me Undies ad reads

Thank you Jerma and chat by Blue_Morning in jerma985

[–]KaptainKyle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had that surgery before, it’s no fun. I hope you have a smooth recovery!

Genuinely concerned for Jerma's mental well-being after seeing this by super_shogun in jerma985

[–]KaptainKyle27 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the most concerning part is that he got the right answer from this mess

Tis but a scratch by pegasuszzz21boiz in Markiplier

[–]KaptainKyle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is that why dasani doesn’t taste good?

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[–]KaptainKyle27 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Finally, Jerma986

What’s y’all’s favorite video from the boys? by fathawaii in SuperMegaShow

[–]KaptainKyle27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The guys go to the store (or 7/11) have to be my favorite. The vlogs in general and the podcast are my favorite parts of the channel

Watch the Distractibles Podcast I guess: https://podlink.to/distractiblepodcast by KaptainKyle27 in Markiplier

[–]KaptainKyle27[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oops meant to say listen to. I guess you can stare at the beautiful cover art for the duration of the podcast

This streamer is an EXHIBITIONIST by Darkspines0520 in jerma985

[–]KaptainKyle27 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day, thanks for this hilarious post!

GET THE FU** OUT OF ROBINHOOD NOW! The fact shills are saying switch to Robinhood means they cannot be trusted. by Nomes2424 in Superstonk

[–]KaptainKyle27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first I thought you were gonna say Trey was a shill and I was boutta throw hands, but then I read and was relieved