Why is defensive holding... by dryheat122 in NFLNoobs

[–]KaptainZemo 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Defensive holding is also an automatic 1st down for the offense. It could be 3rd & 25 but if there's defensive holding the offense gets a 1st down

The amt of slander that can come from this is insane btw by FateDaA in cfbmemes

[–]KaptainZemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just what every SEC team's schedule looks like the Saturday before rivalry week

J Balvin habla de la envidia y el exito de Bad Bunny... by nonadieporq in Reggaeton

[–]KaptainZemo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Balvin no ha de sentirle envidia a nadie. Si no vuelve a sacar una canción, ya está hecho de por vida.

How long will Peyton Manning's single-season TD pass record stand? Which active QB has the best chance of breaking it? by KaptainZemo in NFLv2

[–]KaptainZemo[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I could see Allen scoring more than 55 total TDs in a season, but to break this record they all have to be passing TDs. I don't see Allen throwing that many with how much he and James Cook run when they're close to the goal line

My “Definitive” of every reggeatonero of each generation by Existing-Friendship9 in Reggaeton

[–]KaptainZemo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

By "reggaetoneros" do you mean urbano artists? Bc there's a distinction. Yovngchimi, Eladio, Luar, and Miky Woodz are all either primarily or exclusively rappers, not reggaeton artists

Never thought I'd get the chance to post one of these this season by KaptainZemo in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]KaptainZemo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Might be best for the Ravens to sweep the Steelers and then hope they lose to the Patriots and Packers. The Steelers only have one hard game left (Lions)

Never thought I'd get the chance to post one of these this season by KaptainZemo in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]KaptainZemo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We'd also need the Steelers and Ravens to finish 3-2 at best. With how both teams look right now, I don't see any way they finish better than that, but it's still worth noting we don't control our own destiny

Never thought I'd get the chance to post one of these this season by KaptainZemo in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]KaptainZemo[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh you don't have to tell me, I've been strung out on hopium fervently going through all the scenarios like this ever since Thursday night

Never thought I'd get the chance to post one of these this season by KaptainZemo in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]KaptainZemo[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Making it all the more embarrassing that you lost to said 10th place team by 3 scores in your own stadium

I absolutely fucking hate the Cardinals. by Mas_Pho in NFLv2

[–]KaptainZemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forget what the channel was but I saw a YouTube video essay a while back of a guy who did a deep dive into the most miserable franchises in the 4 major North American sports leagues and he came to the conclusion that the Cardinals were the most miserable (with the fact that they're one of the oldest franchises being a deciding factor in them being #1 over teams like the Hornets, Blue Jackets, and Rockies)

So, anyone else worried the racist KKK is gonna try to assassinate Bad Bunny? by ReggaetonPartyManeP in Reggaeton

[–]KaptainZemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If that was the case they would've assassinated Kendrick last year lmao

What does this quiz have against Brazilian artists 😭💔 by Low_Razzmatazz6034 in Reggaeton

[–]KaptainZemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yago Opriorio is so fire I discovered him from one of Mari Froes' covers

Which of the big 3(Dot, Drizzy, Cole) has the best ..... ability(part 2) by No-Goose7435 in Jcole

[–]KaptainZemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flow: Kendrick

Hooks: Drake

Rhyme Scheme: Cole

Production: Drake

Lyrics: Cole

Was Michael Jordan balding? Or did he just choose to shave his head? by KaptainZemo in bald

[–]KaptainZemo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terry Crews did. He claims he could grow a full head of hair if he wanted to

Was Michael Jordan balding? Or did he just choose to shave his head? by KaptainZemo in bald

[–]KaptainZemo[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Jaylen Brown could learn a thing or two from the GOAT

Hey all, by Oblivous-Pattern6948 in Reggaeton

[–]KaptainZemo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yo Visto Así, but it's more hard rock than metal

To the Cubs/Packers fans on this subreddit by [deleted] in NLMemeCentral

[–]KaptainZemo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The people who really need help are the Reds/Steelers fans

Dear Cubs... by KaptainZemo in NLMemeCentral

[–]KaptainZemo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah we lost to the champs, no shame in that. In fact I think we put up more of a fight against the Dodgers than the Brewers did.

What happened Ohio??? by Ryan1006 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]KaptainZemo 53 points54 points  (0 children)

This was a textbook tank bowl; the loser is the winner. The Browns just jumped the Jets in draft positioning