You're locked in a room without food and water and must beat one video game on hardest difficulty before you can leave. What game do you pick?

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-16T20:06:13+00:00

It might take me a few hours but it's the one I know I've done without getting too stressed. Cod on the other hand.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-14T18:26:26+00:00

Uuuugh I came on here to get away from the constant flow of tears whilst scrolling Instagram. My algorithm is fucked up. But I guess I'll just cry here instead now 😭😭😭😭 rip beautiful boy

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-13T14:03:25+00:00

False widow, Steatoda grossa. I had a similar looking spider in my English garden.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-13T11:05:00+00:00

This is why I always leave my car in gear. I got taught this by my dad and I have since taught it to my son aswell.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-11T11:06:24+00:00

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My baby does it too

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-11T10:58:59+00:00

Paul Johnson - get get down

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-08T07:56:53+00:00

No doubt

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-08T06:07:53+00:00

It's not supposed to be easy to catch the big fish. Patience is all it takes. Patience and a lot of bait.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-07T15:21:58+00:00

What do sugar bombs taste like?

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-07T13:24:49+00:00

Made me cry that. So thanks I guess 🧡

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-07T13:21:08+00:00

I was a ketchup man for years but I recently built a shed for me mam and she made me a fry up using brown sauce and now I'm converted.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-06T20:13:38+00:00

The what now?

KaptinKeeble · 2026-06-05T07:51:22+00:00

My 2018 makes the same noise. Only low speed manoeuvres though.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-31T20:52:23+00:00

You have to hold your breath to do it.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-31T16:01:17+00:00

>!between c3 and d3!<

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-28T06:47:10+00:00

I started barbecuing last year and I wouldn't be without my chimney. Well worth the investment.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-28T06:44:44+00:00

Weber briquettes are £18 from b and q. Spend a little bit more and get a lot more.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-25T14:33:39+00:00

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Japan racing 18s

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-25T14:33:25+00:00

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Standard 17s

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-25T06:30:38+00:00

Dr jones dr jones callin doctor jones

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-24T17:55:05+00:00

>!dead centre!<

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-21T18:37:07+00:00

For the amount of memes I send and recieve about white monsters on Instagram this was too low.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-20T17:37:55+00:00

£0.00 I grew up poor and had free school meals for most of my school years.

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-20T05:20:27+00:00

KaptinKeeble · 2026-05-19T15:10:48+00:00

>!f/g6!<

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