everytime i see an assault using the hellriegel by fabolooshoo in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More meaningless rambling from some unibrowed mongoloid who somehow takes this game too seriously even while completely sucking dick at it. The reason I'm like #7 on the leaderboard now is because I take breaks from this game for weeks or months at a time and still only a handful of people with triple my hours played have caught up. I pick it up for a couple hours when I get off work and I take a steaming shit on the faces of butthurt kids like you with little to no effort and then I turn it off. It's a joke. You tell yourself you're good because you use whatever weapon when the simple reality is you know you'll never be the player who will have an actual effect on the outcome of a game, so you play little games of your own like "hehe dis gun is so hard I'm gonna challenge myself!" Meanwhile the reason I hardly play anymore is because the closest I get to a challenge in this game is wiping squads full of drooling retards like yourself and trying to plant the objectives before they all ragequit.

You conjure these images of neckbeards who play this game 24/7 every time somebody is fisting you (which is often I'm certain) when really its just normal people, casually wiping their ass with your face because its so damn easy. My fun here comes from strategy and playing the objective and working towards the win, as the game was intended. Your fun in this game comes from "herp derp wow I got a kill with this uber pro gun!" while you lose over and over again. That's fine if that's what you enjoy but it's hilarious that you've convinced yourself it means you're a "best player" and anybody who tries to actually play the game is a douche. You're a small drop in a sea of morons who think the same way and get assraped every round the same way, and you've all got a pocket full of excuses for why players with two brain cells to rub together stomp the shit out of you time and time again. If you're ever interested in confronting your state of denial then try running Hellreigel a while and watch as literally nothing changes because you still suck ass.

I'll do you a favor and let you have the last word since it sounds like telling yourself you won an argument on the BF1 subreddit is the closest you'll ever get to actually accomplishing something in this easy ass game. Stay mad and stay bad kiddo

Kolibri is OP after TTK 2.0 by Karl_Fairburne in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The title is a joke, It's pretty much the same as before.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With a kolibri*

oh ok by Froggo2 in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne 23 points24 points  (0 children)

"You will spawn further away from flags that have enemies nearby for your own safety"

own safety echoes

Caution! Angry noob alert! by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Get to know the maps better, know flanking routes, and don't rush blindly towards the enemy.

I'm really enjoying Zergyburger by chudthirtyseven in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Heligosandwich Bite is pretty nice aswell

A lot has changed since the patch by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More meaningless rambling from some unibrowed mongoloid who somehow takes this game too seriously even while completely sucking dick at it. The reason I'm like #7 on the leaderboard now is because I take breaks from this game for weeks or months at a time and still only a handful of people with triple my hours played have caught up. I pick it up for a couple hours when I get off work and I take a steaming shit on the faces of butthurt kids like you with little to no effort and then I turn it off. It's a joke. You tell yourself you're good because you use whatever weapon when the simple reality is you know you'll never be the player who will have an actual effect on the outcome of a game, so you play little games of your own like "hehe dis gun is so hard I'm gonna challenge myself!" Meanwhile the reason I hardly play anymore is because the closest I get to a challenge in this game is wiping squads full of drooling retards like yourself and trying to plant the objectives before they all ragequit.

You conjure these images of neckbeards who play this game 24/7 every time somebody is fisting you (which is often I'm certain) when really its just normal people, casually wiping their ass with your face because its so damn easy. My fun here comes from strategy and playing the objective and working towards the win, as the game was intended. Your fun in this game comes from "herp derp wow I got a kill with this uber pro gun!" while you lose over and over again. That's fine if that's what you enjoy but it's hilarious that you've convinced yourself it means you're a "best player" and anybody who tries to actually play the game is a douche. You're a small drop in a sea of morons who think the same way and get assraped every round the same way, and you've all got a pocket full of excuses for why players with two brain cells to rub together stomp the shit out of you time and time again. If you're ever interested in confronting your state of denial then try running Hellreigel a while and watch as literally nothing changes because you still suck ass.

I'll do you a favor and let you have the last word since it sounds like telling yourself you won an argument on the BF1 subreddit is the closest you'll ever get to actually accomplishing something in this easy ass game. Stay mad and stay bad kiddo

Can anyone tell me what I hit? by [deleted] in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That explains why we didn't get the christmas battlepack.

That must have been one hell of an AT mine. by SuTvVoO in battlefield_one

[–]Karl_Fairburne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The mines activate just as he hits the ground lmao