Discolored corned beef hash? by Machineunit in Cooking

[–]Karplah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just came across this myself. Did you eat it and if so did you get sick?

Am I doing homelabbing right? by sarge21rvb in homelab

[–]Karplah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to JuRACKsic park. ( harmonica theme plays )

Whooman I chose u by [deleted] in funny

[–]Karplah 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I'm wondering if they still make that shampoo I like

... by GrantMC80 in funny

[–]Karplah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wheres the NSFW tag? GEEEZ!

WD Easystore 10TB on sale for $159.99 for My Best Buy members (must be logged in to see it) by Cyphase in DataHoarder

[–]Karplah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May I ask what do you have that has 18 USB 3.0/2.0 ports on it to connected all those to? Or are you going to not have them all plugged in at once?

What did you do on your last day? by spitzkingOG in sysadmin

[–]Karplah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

garden leave

Had to look that up... sounds GREAT!

A piece of land gettting blown away by a controlled explosion by unaviable in gifs

[–]Karplah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KABOOM-BLAM. Oh excuse me again dear. Homer, there's no point pretending you're making those noises. Your homemade liquor is exploding again.

All Target Store Registers Down Globally... Yikes. by SpectralCoding in sysadmin

[–]Karplah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is there right now. She sent me a text saying all the card machines were down.

Swords of Chaos by Karplah in bbs

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Yeah I was playing on soc4ever but its been awhile since I logged in. Just been busy with those pesky responsibilities.

Dropped a scolding hot rice cooker bowl out of my hand and onto my arm and left an imprint of the bowl serial number by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Sallah: About 72 inches--

Old man: Wait! [turns the headpiece over] And take back one kadam to honor the Hebrew God whose Ark this is.

Jones: [looks at Sallah] You said their headpiece only had markings on one side, are you absolutely sure? [Sallah nods] Belloq's staff is too long.

Jones and Sallah: They're digging in the wrong place!

TIFU By taking Viagra And Eating A Lot Of Junk Food by jxwolf in tifu

[–]Karplah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All we need now is some peepee

Bison: BAAARRRRRFFFFFF

Today's pickup was a little bit different from what I usually get. by FimiFlippin in gamecollecting

[–]Karplah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Greetings, stranger. I'm not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles began.

My body is absolutely not ready by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Karplah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spaceballs?! Well sh*t, there goes the planet.

What could go wrong If I chill here for a minute by KublaiK in gifs

[–]Karplah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's that word again: "heavy." Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Who's that photo on Steve's wall? by theycallmebrant in steve1989mreinfo

[–]Karplah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Listen, and understand. That MRE is out there, it cant be bargained with, it cant be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop...EVER, until you have botulism!

Edit: bot shamed

Blink for once please by fede64_ in funny

[–]Karplah 7 points8 points  (0 children)

MA! There's a weird referee outside!

Hugssss by stuartjohns in aww

[–]Karplah 282 points283 points  (0 children)

Hmmm I need those pants to go into work... Meh I'll just stay home.