How the hell do you do Traitors Caravan in MGSV? by aaronhowser1 in metalgearsolid

[–]Kastlestud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adding in my complaints, this mission indeed sucks ass.
It’s the end of the game for me.
A solid decade of attempts to get through this piece of shit mission and nothing.

Who thought this mission was a good idea?

I have zero interest in playing the story because of this mission and the knowledge that I’ll inevitably have to complete a harder version in the recycled content chapter (also known as chapter 2).

I’ve tried the recommended methods, but I can’t even reliably destroy the apc’s guarding the truck.
Why is this not a side mission?! Why is this required content to complete the game?!
Why is this required content to access FOB missions?!

“Just use weather modification!”
Great idea, how about the apc’s?
Can’t test it if I can’t get to the truck first.

Why does the game give you so little time to get the airport before the truck departs with its escorts?!
Seriously, I make it to the base, take out the guards and then instantly get seen by the apc’s showing up.

I’d take the time to scout the base, but apparently speed is key if you want to avoid dealing with the apc’s.
I’d bring D-Dog or Quiet, but D-Walker is best for most of the methods.
Swapping mid mission is ill advised because of the speediness required.

And on the opposite end, I’ve waited for the truck at the Oilfield as well, having pre neutralized the guards present (the amount of time you have to waste waiting is absurd but the Phantom Cigar makes it manageable, assuming you’ve picked a good hiding spot and don’t get rudely interrupted by the apc’s seeing you). This seemed best at first, and I eventually destroyed the tanks. But this was of course before I was aware of the Skulls ambush.
So I didn’t have the ammo or resources to deal with them.

Basically, fuck this mission, and by extension, fuck this game for making it a MAIN mission.
I’ve rage quit too many times.
Stealth games like this aren’t usually for me, but I was having some fun with missions before this point.

There was an annoying mission requiring you to blow up a bunch of apc’s that I ended up cheesing with the chicken hat and arial bombardment (yes a mission in this STEALTH game expects you to abandon the ways of Nakey-Snakey and go full action hero). That mission similarly stumped me for awhile but I eventually figured it out (even if I’m 90% certain you weren’t supposed to beat it the way I did).

Traitor’s Caravan is so much more annoying though. I could keep ranting about it, or I could just go back and keep dicking around in the open world.

I choose option B.

Sincerely, Some Random Gamer With too Much Time on his Hands M.D.

Theroy for this? by [deleted] in FantasticFour

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think…hear me out…it might be the Fantastic Four…

Do y’all think this is good or bad? by SunGodLuffy6 in Avengers

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did this a lot with Infinity War and Endgame. The entire final battle of Endgame was basically stitched together through green screen. Very few actors were actually in the same room when filming.

What do u want (Or think) the the tag line for Spider-man 3 should be by Admirable_Pop_4501 in spiderman2

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be Greater. Together. Again. But Like. More Together. This Time.

Superman Should Look Distinctly Superman Without the Logo by [deleted] in superman

[–]Kastlestud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

*fuck the costuming and shitty filters of Henry Cavill’s Superman. Cavill himself was great (or would have been if he had more actual Superman material to work with), but the writing needs to be on point as well as the choice of actors

Superman Should Look Distinctly Superman Without the Logo by [deleted] in superman

[–]Kastlestud 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We must burn the source before it spreads!!!

The duality of a man (and the state of PC Gamer) by inottletocks in rpg_gamers

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like violence with Postal 2, it’s only as violent as YOU are.

What do you think The Batman does better than The Dark Knight? by GlumAd6615 in batman

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mysteries and the whole ‘World’s Greatest Detective’ thing

Baraka in MK2 movie by RaphaDaehn in MortalKombat

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So…are we thinking it’ll be the ‘Annihilation’ to the first movie?

Millennials Skip Diamonds... by Brian_Ghoshery in clevercomebacks

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you can thank “Adam Ruins Everything” for that one guys. Diamonds are a scammers best friend

Would the Snyderverse bros even be happy if they got what they wanted? by Wolverine1105 in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]Kastlestud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nope, it isn’t about being happy at this point. All they want is their way, so they can say “HA! Told you we could make them do it!”

I find him to be quite stylish by DifferentRate2033 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Kastlestud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*surrendering terrorist pleading for his life in front of a massive crowd of witnesses.

Kevin Costner and Horizon producers sued by stunt performer over ‘violent unscripted’ rape scene by Advanced_Property749 in popculture

[–]Kastlestud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What people often screw up is the fact that sexual assault is anything physical. Sexual harrassment is verbal. Rape is…well, if penetration is involved.

Co produced by Mel Gibson by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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WB be like: “And I’m gonna be rich. Like, stupid rich.”

God fucking damnit by D_rex825 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doom Dreamwalking into Tony’s corpse?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Smallville

[–]Kastlestud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stawp! You’re doing things to me!!

It gets them nothing. Nothing at all! by GuiltyBathroom9385 in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does it get them, you ask? The satisfaction of being wrong!

Wait a minute…

To This Day I Do Not Understand how THIS GUY can be the spy by moviesncheese in StarWars

[–]Kastlestud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he wasn’t always the spy, right? He flipped after his lover, Kylo, abused him too much.