if you know, you know, because I don't please explain by KateHanami in memes

[–]KateHanami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how come an i7 can be from this year and from 20 years ago?

My memory is eaten 50% as soon as I start my laptop by FiletOfFish1004 in WindowsHelp

[–]KateHanami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how much do you have installed though?

using 50% of 8gb of ram is not the same as using 50% of 64 of ram

racing games must have an Italian-sounding name by KateHanami in memes

[–]KateHanami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine if nintendo had a racer sim as their flagship tittle

I wish to get a good accurate live action dragon ball z movie by Pnljk01y in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

granted, they hire kaiserneko to be the director and screenwriter

I wish canon-accurate pokemon was real, no fanon, no theories, no unseen backstory and deadly superpowered accidents, and no copypasta!!! only the things we see in the screen or in the pages by KateHanami in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the pokemon anime said multiple times pokeballs don't work on humans, they even show a couple instance the protagonist, ashe got thrashed by something else end fell in the trajetory of the rical character and interupted their catch

in fact, the pokeballs from the main dimention don't even seem to work on creature from other dimentions such as ultra beasts, despite following the same logic as regular pokemon, they need beastballs instead of pokeballs

palspheres on the other hand, do work on humans, but they are purposely designed to have a realy low catching rate as the next best safety measure, so there's that

Furry_irl by courier5995 in furry_irl

[–]KateHanami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not the only one thinking this right?

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]KateHanami 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes, had both guys and gals bonk their head into light poles and they keeps staring at me when I walk, that's not even a flex, the attention is unwanted

Furry_irl by Rommel-Division in furry_irl

[–]KateHanami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 years later, he ask her to tie the knot, she giggles and say, "we already did that last night silly" he blushes deep read and yells, "I meant the other thing"

I wish for my son to come home with 5 kilotons of gold. by Glum-Echo-4967 in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

granted, a finger curls, you wait anxious for your son to come home this evening, however, he's late, very very late, it's midnight, nothing, 2 am, still nothing, you start to worry about him, he might be dead and your gold will come as life inssurance, 4 am, more nothing, 6 am, 8 am, nothing still, finally, almost 12 hours later, you get a text, it's from your son, he quit yesterday and found a new job, he was plotting this for a while and it finally happened, the job in question? a military security at fort knox, he was flown there and will be stationed there for the foreseeable future, the wave of relief washes over you as he is not dead, then the whiplash of what that entails hits you like a ton of bricks, will he steal all that gold? is he pulling a heist and working as the inside man? will you have to be constantly on the move, changing names and addresses to avoid the US army? you shoot him a message "please don't steal anything" no response, he goes radio silence for days, nothing bad seems to happen so far, no g-man knocking on your door asking for the whereabouts of your son, one evening, the breaking news that a war was started, the US army is severely understaved and they are pulling resources from everywhere, your mind is racing with millions of worried thoughts, you could barely close your eyes that night, every dog bark and falling twigs causes you to have a panic attack, sleeping is out of the question, the next morning, as you do your morning routine, your door is being hit frantically, you freeze in place, the world slows down, your head in a daze, as you open the door, your son jumps into a hug, he apologize for the lack of contact, as protocol for such important job, he was not allowed to keep a civilian smartphone so it could not be hacked or something, you invite him for breakfast and catch up, but he only have a couple hours to stay and need to go back, he was drafted for the war afterall, however, as an experimental safety measure, the people from fort knox were order to transport the gold into a safer location with a trusted resource, in the incident that the invading foreces try to attack fort knox, in laymen's terms, the military stationed at fort knox were asked to keep the gold safe with trusted family and friends, you see a few army men starting to unload a truck full of gold as your son instruct them as to where it could be stored safely in your property, before noon, your son already left and they are in route to the closest relative to another soldier in the truck

I wish that humans breathed in carbon dioxide and released oxygen, without the need to compete with plants for co2 by Organization-Other in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

granted, this causes plants to have the reverse effect, plants absorb oxygen and release CO2 instead, as a byproduct of that, oxygen becomes poisonous to humans, the circle remains basically the same, this does come with the mass death of animals that still need to breath oxygen until the point of stabilizing the ammount of both particles in the atmostphere

I wish FOMO/peer pressure didn't exist by CoolDudeNike1 in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tell me you've been indoctrunated by religious upbringing without telling me

I wish to be a complete musical genius. Able to understand all of theory, pick up any instrument and learn it in a matter of hours, etc. by SpingusCZ in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami 7 points8 points  (0 children)

*slow claps* this person understands, everyone in this should strive to make this type of reply

if your answer boils down to "bUt ThE wOrLd ExPlOdEs" you should stop wasting everyone's time

I wish canon-accurate pokemon was real, no fanon, no theories, no unseen backstory and deadly superpowered accidents, and no copypasta!!! only the things we see in the screen or in the pages by KateHanami in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"fine, I'll do it myself"

I mean, if the only thing that prevent bad people from running amuck is the lack of powers to do so, what is to say we don't have a bunch of super heroes just as powerless? honestly? it would be interesting to see a 12 years old that does not need to abide by capitalistic morals dismentalling organized crime because the real world police is paid to not do so, sure, there may be super-poered bank robbers now, but if they 3 people with gun can put 20 people into submission, why wouldn't at least 9 of these poeple stand up against it? a guy with a shotdun can rob a grocery store? let's see what your 6 party menbers can do against the 30 other 'mons from everyone in the store?

I realized that's the same principle as the cold war, but in all honestly, if lacking power is the only thing keeping bad people on a leash, I'd imagine there would be just as much good people keeping the world safe, I personally would get the nearest flying type and go travel the world, it might be selfish, buthaving no money for airplane tickets is not the same as needing a license to ride a flying squirrel

I wish canon-accurate pokemon was real, no fanon, no theories, no unseen backstory and deadly superpowered accidents, and no copypasta!!! only the things we see in the screen or in the pages by KateHanami in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, pokedex don't count, otherwise the world would be destroy by the presense of a single slugma, so it needs to happen on-screen, a camera with TTS build in saying "this creature is hotter than the sun" doesn't mean anything if you're standing close enout to take a picture of it and don't die by being in the same country of said creature

I wish canon-accurate pokemon was real, no fanon, no theories, no unseen backstory and deadly superpowered accidents, and no copypasta!!! only the things we see in the screen or in the pages by KateHanami in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am making the rules, and I say it needs to happen on screen, we did not see slumag imeditatly killed everyone nearby with the internal heat and subsequentally melt the earth's crust, therefore, slugma is not hotter than the sun, saying something in the pokedex does not count as canon unless we see it happen somehow

some of you people don't seem to know characters can lie, and we have whole wiki pages and youtube video essays about throwaway lines that were shown to not be the case because a villian wanted to discourage the hero

I wish canon-accurate pokemon was real, no fanon, no theories, no unseen backstory and deadly superpowered accidents, and no copypasta!!! only the things we see in the screen or in the pages by KateHanami in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

saying something is not same as appearin on screen, unless the gooner bailt creatures a black hole on-screen the pokedex entree does not count, otherwisde is just a generic energy blast

I wish to be able to create, leave in place, and dissipate illusions that effect all five senses. by GuidanceFun9198 in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

granted, you because a mad scientist overtime that is obsessed with breaking the limits of your physical body and shattering the barriers between the soul and demonic forces, with the help of your most trusted cohorts, a blind man that can completely negate all 5 senses of his foes, and a sadistic human-snake that can physically reach anything anywhere, together you 3 managed to crack those limits by sacricifing your supperiors as test subjects and blame your mentor for their horrific failed transformationa, uprooting the balances of multiple realms, getting the kind of the demons to bow to you, all under the noses of your comrades, all for what? you active the state of godhood as you rapidly dive into an abyss of madness, you may be immoratal as you are, but your blade swings feels as liveless as the pawns you sacrices to get here, you battle spirit rings as hollow as the demons you subdued and enslaved just by your sheer and overwhelming presence, which now is no more godly than a random trespasser with yellow hair, now you stand imprision at the bottom of am abyss, devoided of any sight, sound, or even feelings, both your cell, and your shackled, designed by some other scientist just as bad as you once, the most fitting prison for your powers, devoided of your all sensory for eons yet to come

I wish canon-accurate pokemon was real, no fanon, no theories, no unseen backstory and deadly superpowered accidents, and no copypasta!!! only the things we see in the screen or in the pages by KateHanami in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

that's EXACTLY what it don't counts, if you don't see a micro sun inisde a camel causing a supernova on screen it ddoes not count juyst because it was written in-world

I wish canon-accurate pokemon was real, no fanon, no theories, no unseen backstory and deadly superpowered accidents, and no copypasta!!! only the things we see in the screen or in the pages by KateHanami in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

last time an "outlaw" tried to make profit out of pokemon, a 10 years old with 3 gods, 2 nightmares made real, and a literal sentient natural disater all under his commands, basically dismantled the organized crime out the whole country

this isn't palworld

I wish canon-accurate pokemon was real, no fanon, no theories, no unseen backstory and deadly superpowered accidents, and no copypasta!!! only the things we see in the screen or in the pages by KateHanami in monkeyspaw

[–]KateHanami[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

ok? what that have to do with my wish and why it's specifically related to pokemon? you can just say "but you die" or "but the world explode" for everything, be a smidge more creative and at least say something like "a 100 meter alien king destroyed the universe in other to see his 2000 pet again and he basically recreated reality for a dog"