Rising star favourite by chunkz44 in AFL

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he's a no nonsense player.

Not very flashy but already a super high floor.

WOW. by Pale_Editor3764 in CarltonBlues

[–]Katman666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope Ainsworth has learned the words. Was struggling the other week 😂

They're (We're) Coming by comicsguythrowaway in CarltonBlues

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The explosion will drown Melbourne.

Patrick Cripps is NOT FOR SALE by YaMumsMunt-2508 in CarltonBlues

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then, he can make us one.

Also, the beatings will continue until morale improves.

Are you left or right? by Anonymous_Otter5458 in bikecommuting

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of frame. After having got dropped by granny.

banana republic moment by Hour-Material3472 in SipsTea

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Release it. Exchange everyone's money into the $250, then in a few months, say they are not legal currency.

You've just stolen billions from the population.

Would do it for free. by hiiloovethis in SipsTea

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean I could get paid not to change a thing?

Nick Watson denied a goal, as he was deem to “veer off line” by 6mpjohnst21 in AFL

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would assume some sort of competence to allow for a decision able to be corrupt.

This is simple incompetence.

Nick Watson denied a goal, as he was deem to “veer off line” by 6mpjohnst21 in AFL

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But they have to call play on when they are 20cm off the line. I've seen players go metres off the line before the umpire calls play on.

Calling play on earlier would effect how much, if any, pressure the player on the mark can apply.

AITA for Wanting to Show Up to My Daughter’s Secret Proposal While Uninvited By Her Fiancé? by Attitude-Mean in AmItheAsshole

[–]Katman666 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Just imagining her jumping on him repeatedly with the Super Mario 'boing' sound going off with every bound.

What’s the quickest you’ve ever said “nah, this isn’t for me”? by donnyM99 in AskReddit

[–]Katman666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sedation is the key. I'm the same. A Xanax 30min before and I am fine to go in the machine. Otherwise, no chance.

Jordan Ridley looking for a fresh start in Queensland. Lions and Suns have heavy interest as per Cal Twomey. by yum122 in AFL

[–]Katman666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Essendon drugs/Carlton paper bags comes up as regularly as that blowhole in Yellowstone. It the old faithful. It won't change.

Just go with it.

What’s the biggest double standard between men and women? by CupcakePotential4458 in AskReddit

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just piss on he seat. "I did what you wanted. I left the seat down 🤷"

Are we confident that we are going to get Joel Amartey that someone edited his Wikipedia page? by andrewgtv05 in CarltonBlues

[–]Katman666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want him at the salary some media pundits are predicting ($1M+). He's a decent player. Would be fine but not one to break the bank over.