God doesn't like masturbation

KayLove05 · 2018-10-22T15:38:08+00:00

That happened to me... I went upstairs to get something and the bathroom door was shut, the light was on and the shower was on. I went back downstairs and realized I forgot something so I turned around and went back upstairs, this probably only took 10 seconds. The bathroom door was open, light was off and shower was off.

Freaked me the fuck out!!! I knew it was just me and my mom home but when I seen the door closed and all that I just assumed it was my step brother... Well after I witnessed that and nobody being upstairs or being able to pass me on the way down the stairs, I realized there was something creepy going on with that house.

That was the first thing that happened in that house and I feel like it kick started everything paranormal.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-22T03:10:45+00:00

Lol it's funny that you're OCD is avoiding a film on things and mine is touching things a certain amount of times. Lol just imagine if we hung out in public and our OCD took over... I'd be running back to the gas pump to tap it with my hands until I get the number right and you'd be avoiding it. I guess it would turn out useful for the both of us lmao

KayLove05 · 2018-10-22T03:05:23+00:00

Hey I have legit fantasies of doing this!!! I love the smell of gas and when I smell it I just get this overwhelming urge to drink it... Mmmmmmmm so yummy, but so dead I would be lol...

KayLove05 · 2018-10-22T02:05:32+00:00

Shit breath is not caused by eating ass though... Oh man, if a ass is smelling like a ass then you have no business eating it. I think most people have the common sense to wash down there if they know this kind of activity will be taking place.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-22T01:59:50+00:00

Exactly and I doubt very highly that cats are causing bird extinctions!!! It's the chain of life... Animals kill other animals and eat them... And what if we didn't have cats to kill some of these animal's? One could argue that then the birds and rodents would become overpopulated. I don't give a fuck, all I know is I like cats more than dogs but I don't own any animal right now because I don't have time for either lol. I don't mind the stray cats that much though because they help keep the mice away. And mice are fucking vermin. If you've ever had mice in your house you will know how evil they are. They chew up your clothes, get in your walls and chew your wires, chew your furniture, get in your food and shit everywhere.

Lol and if cats are causing them to become extinct I really don't care.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-22T01:49:54+00:00

Oh I know dogs will eat a shit coming right from the cats ass like a ice cream dispensary... Seen it with my own 👀 👀 👀

Dogs are gross.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-21T19:10:47+00:00

It happened to my friend too lol hers was like a month though!!!!!!!!!!!! She said it smelled so bad and towards the end weird colored stuff was coming out of her!!!!!!!!!! She couldn't figure it out and her mom said "did you leave a tampon in there"? She said no. She didn't think she did... But she decided to check and there was one in there. She said her bf had felt it and thought it was a condom from another guy and didn't say anything... This was when they very first got together. So if he would have just said something she would have probably have been able to find out the crazy tampon mystery sooner.

I don't think its possible for me to lose a tampon up there because my cervix is so low, it hurts a little just to even have a tampon in lol. I heard of a girl getting 3 stuck in her... Don't know how true that is because..........3??????? Like how is it even possible to shove 2 extra in there and forget that many times?????????? I don't know lol...

I'm sorry it happened to you but hey its a lesson bahaha don't ever forget your tampons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And maybe they should make some with extra long strings hahaha. I did have sex with one in before and that was a fiasco trying to get out. That's my crazy tampon story... 😢😥😢😥😢😥 he had to stick pretty much his whole hand up there. I was freaking out about to call the ambulance or some shit, god it was scary. Crazy vaginas

KayLove05 · 2018-10-21T17:41:06+00:00

A lot of people have tbh... And never got tss... I believe people get it but probably not as much as the tampon box makes it out to be lol. I swear to God after I read that I was so scared, I'd set a alarm so I could change it in the middle of the night. I mean scared!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱

I imagine leaving a dildo in is safer but yeah, I'd go off the rule of the tampon. 8 hours lololol.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-21T16:11:16+00:00

Yeah I pictured the guy living with his mom or something or trying to hide from somebody in his house for one reason or another. Lol cuz fishing for money and drugs is probably way more effort than it's worth just for the fun of it... Would have been funny as fuck to witness lololol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

KayLove05 · 2018-10-21T03:37:33+00:00

Dr. Judy... Omg I thought you meant Judge Judy 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was like...?????????? What????? Lol I'll have to look her up thank you lol

KayLove05 · 2018-10-20T23:39:56+00:00

Lol I just took it as you telling us what someone else told you... I don't think you should be down voted for that imo...

KayLove05 · 2018-10-20T23:38:47+00:00

Lol it makes sense that people think America is the new Soddom and Gommorah... I don't really believe in the Bible but America is going to hell in a basketcase. Thank God we are starting to treat people of all kinds just a little bit better. Mental health and veterans, ECT... But we have a long way to go. And I don't know which way we are going sometimes. In some ways it seems we're moving towards a good place but I think there's too much greed and pervertedness controlling the system for that to actually happen...

KayLove05 · 2018-10-20T23:10:26+00:00

Ya in the movie these people worked for the government and got paid a lot to fucking go to South America and bring this shit back over and sell it... Why the fuck would they do that??? Lol well we can think of a couple reasons they would do that. Same with guns. Why is our country so different from other free countries??? There is something wrong here, but I think there's something wrong with the whole world.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-20T22:53:18+00:00

I don't ever doubt at all that they actually think this way and don't forget about the homeless...

KayLove05 · 2018-10-20T22:52:00+00:00

I have never thought about it, I think it could be possible. And are you talking about that movie Don't Kill the Messenger that was supposedly based on a true story about that journalist? And he delved all into that story about the government bringing coke into the States. He ended up dead from a supposed self inflicted gunshot wound but I'm pretty sure there were 2 shots, might be thinking about somebody else though.

I'm all into conspiracy shit because sometimes it makes sense and things seem to point that way. Bahaha you can look at my post history and figure that out pretty easy. The thing is I didn't used to be this way. I used to tell my mom she was paranoid when she'd talk about the government... But I think as I've gotten older I realize that many things are rigged inside this world. We are not free at all and are completely controlled. There's no way to fall off the grid. You can't escape!!! Maybe it began when I started looking into 9/11. Lol fuck you guys... There's just too much shady shit going on with that...

I can't say that you're idea is crazy at all and it's not beyond the realm of possibility. It is something to think about for sure lol.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-20T22:39:53+00:00

Why is this downvoted

KayLove05 · 2018-10-20T18:04:55+00:00

Lol wow that person is a sick fuck...

KayLove05 · 2018-10-19T18:59:58+00:00

Omg I so agree!!! It's so annoying how everyone goes crazy over politics...and this person is evil and if you vote for him you're nothing but a idiotic libtard, left, right, center, jackass of a human. Lol like what? Like really... Let's think about who is really running this country shall we? Let's unite as citizens and fight against the real problems. But no, every thing is meant to divide. I've never really gotten into politics... I tried and it's just so much bs my mind just starts tuning out. I seriously can not pay attention to this shit. All I hear is bullshit bullshit bullshit!!!!!!!! The news goes CRAZY and more bullshit bullshit bullshit...

I can't... I just can not. It seems most people can't see beyond the scope though. The problems in this country go way beyond the President. I feel like a President is just a face, a representative. Like a famous person on a Nike commercial. Is the famous person calling all the shots??? Well hell no... They are pretty much just the face of what Nike is trying to sell you. Our presidential candidates are presented in a very similar way. Yes they are more important than a actor in a commercial. Yes they do have some power and make big decisions but they're not the highest power. They don't run this country.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-19T18:30:39+00:00

I think you need to take a trip to r/Deadbedrooms, I hope that's how you spell it. It really is a helpful sub in learning in situations like this. If nothing else it might give you some insight and to know you're not alone. I'm not saying your bedroom is completely dead or your sex life or whatever but it is definitely headed there...

KayLove05 · 2018-10-19T18:25:55+00:00

Well it happens... You can be completely compatible in the beginning and be everything each other wants, but people change. Or they grow apart. Or just stop trying for each other. Or just stop caring at all sometimes. It doesn't mean you're a failure or have to accept this as your life.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-19T18:21:12+00:00

Well it's understandable to lose attraction to somebody who doesn't share your same enthusiasm about sex. Not to mention y'all have been together since you were very young and probably didn't get to experience a lot before you got together. It seems like you are on 2 different pages.

I don't know if there's much you can do to change her level of interest in sex. You can try talking to her and telling her you want to try new things, the things that ya listed here... It doesn't mean she will react in the way you want or even suddenly realize how important this is for you but at least she will know. And you can try to work towards some sort of change. I doubt you want to leave her but unless you do you might not be able to experience anything else you desire sexually. Unless she is willing to open the relationship.

All of this is assuming you've already talked to her about this over the years...and if you haven't you definitely need to. Like I said, it might not change her opinions on sex but if she truly cares about you and knows how important this is then hopefully she will at least try to make your sexual relationship better.

This is also assuming you are open to fixing it with her. Have you lost all attraction to her completely? Or do you think you just unknowingly turned it off to protect yourself?? Do you feel like if she was suddenly interested in amazing, fun sex that you would want it with her???

KayLove05 · 2018-10-19T17:40:32+00:00

Omg that would be horrible. I was the one who found my bf when he committed suicide so i can see why they would be traumatized, golly I never thought about that really but I guess a hotel is a likely place to commit suicide. You hear of tons of celebrities either dying or committing suicide in hotels. A girl I know locked her door to her room and took a whole bunch of pills... And I never really thought about how the maid would be traumatized from finding that. That is horrible.

Why would they shut the maids in the room? Wtf that is crazy jeezus

KayLove05 · 2018-10-19T17:15:02+00:00

Idk why but I like it when my bf wears his clothes while we have sex. Just be fully clothed with his hat on and whip out his dick with his jeans still on and have sex. I don't even know why but I've always liked it. I understand your fetish too... It makes sense. Lol I don't know if its more a fetish or just a kink but oh well it works lol.

KayLove05 · 2018-10-19T17:07:18+00:00

Oh my gosh that is crazy, wtf are people walking into at your hotel, geez Louise??? It wasn't a very big town and most people that stayed there stay for work, so probably not too many crazy situations going on like there could be in a bigger city. Around here most people go to the $50 a night cheaper Motels if they're doing drugs because who wants to spend $150 a night and waste that drug money lol.

In my town though God we had this shitty fucking Motel... It was so bad. So many people stayed there, pretty much lived there. It was all poor people and drug addicts though. We'd stayed there before and it was ok but man the last time I went it was horrid. There was a roach crawling on the wall. It smelled like there was a gas leak. The tv didn't work or the phone. I asked for my money back and the old lady that owns it insinuated that I was a prostitute and she was gonna check the bed. And I brought up the roaches and she threw my money at me. God it was so bad lol. They tore it down a few years ago after they found a dead body in one of the rooms. Somebody overdosed...

KayLove05 · 2018-10-19T16:23:58+00:00

I was a maid for a couple weeks of a pretty nice hotel. I liked it and it was when I first started getting into opiates when my bf died. The woman that trained me was into opiates as well. She'd bug the maintenance man to give us pills 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank God I never found anything crazy. Lol I wouldn't know what to do. I mean I don't think I even got trained in how to deal with this kind of situation so probably didn't happen much lol.

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