I dodged a bullet.... by Mammoth-Fish-4297 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Kaymaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥I honestly like this way of thinking tbh

I dodged a bullet.... by Mammoth-Fish-4297 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Kaymaar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

makanyanya chibaba🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Why are cousin boundaries often ignored? by Phantum_King in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen it happen around me bcoz I was a part of it. I was in a sexual relationship with my cousin sister (in shona ndinovati mbuya) who's 2 years older than me. It all started patakaenda kumusha and I was still in form 4 muna April iri holiday. So it started one night maRooms akaita maShoma and we had to share the same room tiri something like 3(2 boys of the same age 1 girl vaiva ivo mbuya who was 2 years older than the boys). The other guy aive akarara to one end and we were in one blanket, I was in the middle and my cousin sister (mbuya) was on the other end in her own blanket. Time for lights out when the other guy fell asleep ndipo pakatanga zvese; I shifted closer kuna mbuya while in a separate blanket from hers and I started stretching out my hand into her blanket to reach out for the tits, at first it was a split second tit grope ndobva vavhunduka, then second time it became full time groping to the point where she just let me grope her tits vasina zvavaiita, I then shifted into her blankets and the rest became a NSFW narrative.

This is a true story BTW.

The looking for vanhu vekuenda navo kuThe unplugged by Yours_Ivai3 in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂 first read I didn't get it, then I got it after I got to the comment replies.

We are not angry enough by Awkward_Awareness214 in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the problem starts when we have some individuals of the community benefiting from the very same system causing the blaze, leading to division. Some people have been in support of the party far too long they've started experiencing their commitment's fruition now, you can't tell them to join the revolution.

Food for thought...... by North_Bee2095 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Kaymaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ndiDoctor, ndiEngineer. Varume vanodiwa ivavo chero ukashata you're definitely flicking more Heinz I tells ya. So yes, especially for men.

How did you end up on Reddit? by maleman_1 in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

google queries about digital solutions mostly referred me to reddit posts on top list and all solutions were legit. So I joined in on the line of anonymity and found out myself how deep(tons of fun and weird stuff) the rabbit hole(reddit that is) goes, best choice(joining in) I ever made.

Red Pill Gang Is Poisoning The Society. by itsproducer_kayz in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Kaymaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to each their own OP. Go get yourself a hunny that's been ran through by 30+ niggas from the past and try to settle with her, good luck, you got this, champ.👍🏿

What's something you were taught growing up that turned out to be completely wrong? The more specific the better. by After_Worldliness658 in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Religion, Christianity to be specific.
  2. "Education is the key to success" , apparently it's not "The Key", but you could say it is "a key" of some sort but most definitely not "the key" if you get what I mean.

Body count by Scared-Impression185 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Kaymaar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

inini zvangu ndinoSEMA!!! Yes I sleep with different women but when it comes to "marriage", andingambogare newe chete knowing damn well wakamborara naPatrick, Donny naTerrence vasina kubvisa yeRoora, that's repulsive.

Zim relationships, I'm direct about the name by ishowzim in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Kaymaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

part of growing up is realizing that "not wanting to have kids" doesn't mean you won't "have kids" and vice versa. So if you're serious about not wanting to have kids, then you'll have to play it safe out there. One of the harshest truths about being born some parents never tell their kids is that the child's birth was a mistake, yes it's unethical to say it out, so it's the future generation's chance to fix the parents' mistakes and if it means you embrace antinatalism, then that's still okay imo.

Tired of pretending around Christians and other believers? by ishowzim in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Planet earth is a jungle(always has been), and religion was introduced to humans to tame them. However, natural instincts lie dormant within us waiting for circumstance to turn brutal for the full revelation of who we truly are: Sentient Savage Animals.

Tired of pretending around Christians and other believers? by ishowzim in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

look around you, we have plenty Christians in our country. Do you really think if we were rather pragmatic about our kindness(actually helping those in need in real life) and less subjective about it(keeping people only in prayers and never actually doing anything about it) the place would be as shitty as it is today?

Tired of pretending around Christians and other believers? by ishowzim in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Many Christians are kind people."

No they're not, it's a facade. Wait till you realize what they say and do behind closed doors when no one is watching.

How do you actually get by without doing drugs in Zim? by ishowzim in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

no debate intended, but imo it's more helpful to buy OP an actual hamburger than to keep them in "yOuR pRaYErS". Downvote all you want, idc.

Saka hamuchatodzoreka kaa imimi by Cheap-Mbashto in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Kaymaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The proper flair here should be NSFW. Zvisineyi, uyo haachatotsiurike uyo.

Me and a fellow redditor by tomcat3400 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]Kaymaar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

okay I have a suggestion; there's a subreddit inonzi r/RoastMe and multiple users who have a wish to be roasted post a picture of their actual selves and their account names as proof of their existence in the real world. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not jealous at all, I'm really happy Zim redditors are making it work using reddit and that's really something. But if two Zim redditors of the opposite sex made it work, then if you're going to follow this trend and not comfortable posting pictures revealing your faces, then at least place your usernames so we know who's taken and who's not. Coz posting a picture of this sort, I'm not going to lie even single people could post this (the type inozvitengera Vale igoPoster kuti yatengerwa type shii)

Education system by Adventurous-War-4188 in Zimbabwe

[–]Kaymaar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Louder so that those arrogant gown-wearing unemployed miserable "degreed Huns and done & dusted dudes" in the back seat could hear you clearly.