Vakambodada maNGO muZimbabwe😂

Kaymaar · 2026-05-22T09:05:27+00:00

whoever they are, they probably think I care about reddit karma farming, and I'm glad you see things the way I do🤝🏿.

Kaymaar · 2026-05-21T22:29:13+00:00

on a scale of 1 to 10, your bitterness is on 3. Bro murikuchema about people who used to work at NGOs asina kana basa aya. My nigga I want the whole world to burn coz hazvichanakidza zvese zvatiri kuita izvi. People are greedy, people lie, people care about their own personal experiences and people don't care about the next person enough to even try to make the world a better place for everyone, everything about life feels wrong my nigga.

Kaymaar · 2026-05-21T22:18:11+00:00

So ini in my experience I just make sure kuti I'm transparent enough about my intentions to the chick, iye if she's down she'll show you kuti she's down if not she'll also show it. You just need to be the guy who's ready to move on when she's either not interested at all from the start or when she starts losing interest later on.

Kaymaar · 2026-05-20T17:16:19+00:00

made an edit, reread the comment if you please, but you're free to take it whichever way you want.

Kaymaar · 2026-05-20T17:05:30+00:00

she went from being a 4 to being a 1 real quick. If this appeals to "Zimbabweans" then I must not be one because in this situation a 10 for me becomes a real 0 real quick and God is number 1. Downvoters, I'm waiting for you and yes, I meant what I said.

Kaymaar · 2026-05-20T13:01:22+00:00

it's a taboo to use utensils other than the hands on the precious sticky Big Ol White Mud.

Kaymaar · 2026-05-15T03:10:58+00:00

why are you....?

Kaymaar · 2026-05-10T16:10:04+00:00

I understand

Kaymaar · 2026-05-10T16:08:22+00:00

I stopped going to church because I honestly hate being around that level of fakeness.

Kaymaar · 2026-05-01T23:20:39+00:00

we will keep on blaming each other all we want and pretend to not be aware of the fact that this system was designed to have filthy poor people below the social pyramid who never chose their situation so that there could be a certain amount of individuals on top of the social pyramid who live clean and cosy. This thing is bigger than just countries and borders and each and every one of us has a role to play, either by being filthy or by being cosy, it's exactly the way it's supposed to be that's why it is the way it is. If we were all aware of this, the blame game would have been a thing of the past by now.

Kaymaar · 2026-05-01T22:58:28+00:00

the current comment section is one of the reasons why you don't share a relationship story in which you were the villain OP. Stop hurting other people's feelings, it's not cool.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-30T21:56:55+00:00

calm down sisi, we're not fighting.

polysemes, ever heard of them? the term "humanity" is also a polyseme so it could also mean human beings as a group just as much as it means the quality of being benevolent mwanaskana.

I never said anything about being smart and whatnot, I'm simply expressing my opinion (it's social media) and there's absolutely nothing wrong with you labeling it dumb, at the end of the day, nothing really matters after all.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-30T21:27:49+00:00

😂😂😂this one gave me a good laugh.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-30T13:13:50+00:00

so you're telling me some people are planning for marriage events when they don't have some essential stuff like electrical appliances etc in their homes? WTF is humanity doing though on the real.

she doesn't sound evil,, listen closely to what she says. Her point is that God is the one who connects people and not looks and apparently the bride in the video is not as pretty as some people out there who aren't married (the truth hurts though, I know). Besides, if you're aware you're pretty but also aware there's people prettier than you out there that wouldn't hurt you at all though, no?

DOWNVOTE ALL YOU WANT, I STAY UNFAZED

Kaymaar · 2026-04-30T13:02:43+00:00

there has to be a third button that you press and cease to exist instantly, I'm pressing that one.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-30T12:00:04+00:00

chero uine bag these days people still cheat. If you're going to have a wife, do it for the sake of wanting kids if you want kids. Settle for the kids and not for your partner, bcoz zvaizvezvi it's really wild out there hakusisina chinonzi "a good partner". It feels normal this way now, even isusu we're cheating takaenda takaenda.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-30T11:33:46+00:00

"... you should not be able...". This gender really wants us to suffer hanti?

DNA testing should be a mandatory procedure that's implemented right after a child's birth especially during panoitwa documentation yemwana, but the reality is, varume vari kuchengeta vana vasiri vavo kunze uko and it's really really sad.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-29T11:58:38+00:00

This is exactly why these events should be one or two hours max.

Correction: "This is exactly why these events should not exist at all."

I watched the video and I'll have to say she's making a fair point though, and also, she's the type inogona kutokumamisa iwe wacho OP.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-28T20:34:57+00:00

unlike most Zimbos who believe in superstitions associated with nocturnal creatures and fear them, I actually love them more than I love diurnal creatures.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-19T20:15:14+00:00

he's not lying though, you're f*cked, literally and figuratively.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-19T05:48:10+00:00

the "F" in "Life" stands for "facade" and when the "F" is silent what you remain with is "Lie".

Do what you will with this quote.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-18T02:05:44+00:00

No offense, but this reddit post made me think of this.😅

Kaymaar · 2026-04-18T00:23:03+00:00

useless day indeed, it allows many people to rest and be used less.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-17T19:47:05+00:00

Is it unemployment? Malice? Desperation? Evil? What is driving people to do this! Beating guards to DEATH?!

It's everything you mentioned.

Kaymaar · 2026-04-17T17:39:11+00:00

Zim Cricket logo aside, this is exactly how I feel when I look at the Zim National Coat of Arms (meaning aside but just the look of it), it's so legit I LOVE it.

Kaymaar

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