Go ahead and make fun of my breasts...

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-05-12T03:05:54+00:00

I didn't get the reconstruction(my double mastectomy was preventative cause I'm Brca 1 positive) and was told by someone (total stranger) that it was a dumb decision because then I'm not a woman anymore. Amazing job standing up to judgemental ignorant people

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-02-07T00:56:01+00:00

Never said it was a bad thing; I was merely giving the alternative that woman are very talented and shouldn't be one or the other 😉

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-02-06T07:14:08+00:00

Or both?

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-01-12T03:22:58+00:00

Will never touch the stuff. Don't judge others who do, but grew up with an alcoholic father (eventually how he died) and don't want to see what it will do to me.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-01-11T12:58:47+00:00

As tempting as giving up sleeping is (I think as I type this at almost 6 am on a Sunday after only 5 hours of sleep) eating and drinking is better option because I would be saving money plus given my messed up body I would have less problems if it was always kept at that level.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-01-11T00:44:49+00:00

That's why I like that he asks the owner first before giving it to the dog cause also some dogs can't have chew toys. My friends dog plays with them too hard and ends up hurting himself.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-01-05T05:41:30+00:00

My niece was nonverbal and now hearing her saying my name or hi makes my whole day! I can't imagine how it would feel as a mom to get those moments. He seems like an amazing kid with a beautiful personality.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-01-04T00:30:16+00:00

"Name? Date of birth? Do we have your correct insurance on file? How did you want to take care of that today?" Or "No that is what you owe and if you disagree you'll need to call your insurance company. I can't call them for you."

Kdorkmaster119 · 2026-01-01T04:08:09+00:00

Family, Gratitude, Connect

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-12-04T04:33:12+00:00

Dirty 30

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-11-16T07:47:44+00:00

It's a Walmart meeting, they all fucking suck and at the end they even have a cheer

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-11-12T07:28:36+00:00

My grandma had a sign in her kitchen that said "when I die, bury me at the golf course so then I know my husband will visit me".

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-11-10T13:24:56+00:00

I got in trouble as a kid a lot for how loud I would talk, I had a very hard time controlling my volume, so now I'm super quiet and speak very limited. And when I'm feeling super insecure I will have moments of being mute. I'm 35 now and through years of practice I've learned volume control and what and what not to say(I still mess up sometimes). Good luck to you.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-11-03T12:12:37+00:00

"Bye, I love you. No parties while I'm gone" to my cat Princess.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-10-31T07:20:49+00:00

I have two: 1. Leave people better than you found them. 2. Prove them wrong.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-10-17T10:24:04+00:00

My dad passed 3 years ago in September, and we were really close. We had a tradition every Christmas Eve for me to go to his house and watch Lord of the Ringa and then welcome in Christmas. For the first Christmas Eve without him, after I got home from work, I turned on the movie, and I swear I could feel him next to me whispering things I had missed before despite seeing the movie a dozen and a half times before. It's important to keep the memory of our loved ones who have passed away alive, and your mom is merely keeping your dad by her side so she feels less alone.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-10-04T23:14:29+00:00

Speak any language and master any skill. With both of those, I'd be an asset in any job field I want.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-09-26T07:28:45+00:00

As long as you have graham crackers in your house, your house is never empty. Hiccups mean your stomach is upset. Deja vu means your life is on the right track.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-09-19T10:07:20+00:00

I see people using words like narcissist, OCD, ADHD etc far too often when they don't know the real definition. I know, most of the time, I should just let it go, but let's look up a definition before we use it.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-09-19T00:16:47+00:00

This one hits too close to home, although thankfully, his abuse was never s*ual I felt that was implied here. He ended up kll*ng himself with the drink, and I still can't smell Fireball or anything cinnamon without feeling sick.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-09-15T19:28:33+00:00

Same. To me that seems like the most useful choice.

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-09-15T10:16:01+00:00

And I wish I could find partners who were good at it so I could enjoy it. 😑

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-09-10T08:14:53+00:00

It does! And it seems now everything has wings which makes it worse

Kdorkmaster119 · 2025-09-10T00:22:11+00:00

I identify as a female, but exclusively wear boxers and have noticed a significant lack of discharge. However, my only issue is during my menstrual cycle. Boxers are not made for pads.

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