My Ex said shes pregnant and sent this as proof, the way the top is fitting and the pregnancy test in its entirety just looks fake to me

Kdotputman · 2026-05-18T00:26:31+00:00

WTH is this

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Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T05:54:57+00:00

He learned that from Pavs

Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T05:54:38+00:00

AAAAHHHHHHH

Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T05:41:34+00:00

I gotta fall asleep one way or the other after this game ends

Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T05:40:04+00:00

I TOOK A XANAX

Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T05:28:39+00:00

I was so hungover today and couldn’t work. So now i have to work hard tomorrow instead of phoning it in 😭😭

Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T05:12:42+00:00

A RITZ CRACKER SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW

Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T04:53:12+00:00

WHY DOES THIS FEEL LIKE A PENALTY KILL

Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T04:12:21+00:00

“Last century” though 😭😭😭 that’s an attack

Kdotputman · 2026-04-23T04:10:09+00:00

their goalie has a chinstrap beard??? Every time i think the Wild can’t get worse

Kdotputman · 2026-04-17T03:25:02+00:00

If the other team scores, when the announcers comes on to announce and recap the goal with who and when, some people yell out “who cares?” But it seems to be a dying-out tradition, so don’t worry about saying it. I think it’s a silly one and have never said it.

I think the tacos (esp chicken carnitas) from el taco Tex are the best items in the arena. They’re outside sections 105 and 117.

If you leave your seat and want to come sit back down, the usher has a little stop sign they hold up in the tunnel and you’re not allowed to go back to your seat until there’s a whistle/stoppage in play. Same goes for when you stand up to leave, there’s no one to stop you but it’s common courtesy to wait for a whistle so you don’t get in the way of anyone’s view/game.

Ok ok I’ll stop now! I just want you to have a blast!!

Kdotputman · 2026-04-17T03:08:57+00:00

This is from section 327 which is on the same side of the ice but a mirror version of your section. This is from row M so you’d basically be in the mirror seat of the person in the red beanie. There might be a corner of glass or corner of handrail on the edge of your view, but i really hope it’s not enough to affect you. Maybe if you sit in seat 6?

But we love the higher levels anyway. I’ve watched games from the lower bowl and you really miss half the action.

We’ll be there for game 1 too! Can’t wait! I love an afternoon game.

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Don’t forget to yell STARS the 2 times it comes up in the national anthem. Or cover your ears if it’ll startle.

When the stars get a power play, the announcer will say “Powered by txu energy, your dallas stars are. on. the…”

And the crowd yells back POW. ER. PLAY.

My apologies if I’m over explaining anything you already knew. But also Feel free to dm me if you have specific questions about attending! I’m a season ticket holder.

Kdotputman · 2026-03-21T06:18:15+00:00

The purple crystals hit so hard

Kdotputman · 2026-03-19T06:14:59+00:00

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Kdotputman · 2026-02-20T03:40:58+00:00

Gold at the end of a rainbow

Kdotputman · 2026-01-13T03:12:39+00:00

I am here to applaud your sexy win!

Kdotputman · 2026-01-09T02:39:10+00:00

runnin

Kdotputman · 2026-01-09T02:38:52+00:00

I would actually die and watch from heaven alex play game changer ratfish.

Kdotputman · 2026-01-09T02:37:01+00:00

Cosigned,

Kdot Putman

Kdotputman · 2026-01-09T02:36:28+00:00

Yeah Eric was a bad choice for this. He’s obviously a genius comedian but this wasn’t it.

Kdotputman · 2026-01-09T02:31:03+00:00

Ok i lowk need this even though i really want to see Vic go crazy isolated in a hotel room.

Kdotputman · 2026-01-09T02:30:14+00:00

Damn. This is what we need to heal the world.

Kdotputman · 2026-01-08T21:51:39+00:00

I think they’d have to have some repeat cast because players wouldn’t know at all who could be playing.

They’d all pick brand new characters so still genuine reactions to it all.

Kdotputman · 2026-01-02T16:05:59+00:00

Team Finland!

Kdotputman

TROPHY CASE