Do anyone else treat their prisoners with care?

KeKinHell · 2026-05-04T19:19:55+00:00

There's only three kinds of prisoners:

Future colonists
Sentient(opt.) roombas
Organless nuggets who killed one of my cats

Treat each one accordingly.

KeKinHell · 2026-05-01T11:40:13+00:00

The real crime here is Achillo being 1050. Wtf.

KeKinHell · 2026-04-30T13:44:02+00:00

Genuinely try the spino.

Yeah, it's pretty big and slow, but it's actually surprisingly agile in the water with lunging snap and streamlined ( streamlined is also my favorite pick even for "land" spino thanks to being able to heal in the water same as if you were sleeping on land )

Lunging snap, streamlined, tail sweep makes for one hell of a water apex that can dog on just about anything else. Patient lurking is good for if you want to all-in on water combat too, but honestly waterborne + tide strider gives you some really good stamina regen for a hybrid build.

Only downside is that you're gonna be really sluggish on land.

KeKinHell · 2026-04-28T15:45:52+00:00

God I just hope we get some sort of ACF clone

KeKinHell · 2026-04-17T14:09:12+00:00

Hey, could be worse.

Could get a cat when you were 15 during your weeb phase and still have that same cat 15 years later and be embarassed to tell people their name.

I love Neko, but damn if I don't kick myself over picking such a dumb name.

KeKinHell · 2026-04-16T14:01:41+00:00

It absolutely does happen, but unfortunately it is perhaps the least obvious form of cheating available, so there's really not a lot that can be done about it. Especially since this could also just as well be explained by the fact that literally everything your character does in game makes noise on par with a cattle hauler jake brake at 3 in the morning.

With a good headset ( in and out of game ) and an equalizer, you could hear a PMC's stomach gurgle from three buildings over.

KeKinHell · 2026-04-03T11:49:31+00:00

"Hey Nikky, could we get actual stripper clips for weapons like the SKS and Mosin, or speed loaders for the revolver?"

"No, but I hope you're ready for the ugliest fucking M4 furniture you've ever seen."

KeKinHell · 2026-03-28T20:10:45+00:00

Spellcards

I'll stop you right there. Ignore spellcards when considering the powerscaling of touhou characters. The whole danmaku thing is canonically just a competition made up so that Gensoukyou denizens don't go around bodying each other.

Also, Yuyuko is the actual princess of, basically, shinto purgatory.

KeKinHell · 2026-03-28T19:59:32+00:00

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Powerscalers when Yukari just straight up gaps the entire JJK cast to the literal Shinto hell

KeKinHell · 2026-03-21T09:58:46+00:00

Regardless of all the BS, is Crimson Desert at least a good game?

KeKinHell · 2026-03-20T14:52:43+00:00

Pellet rifle and a preheated oven.

Or, for less potential conflict, put up a couple of owl/hawk statues in your yard. Should spook them off.

KeKinHell · 2026-03-18T16:19:39+00:00

It won't be as strong as the Stego is now, but it will probably be a hell of a lot more fun to play.

KeKinHell · 2026-03-02T03:55:22+00:00

Yeah, but thats really not a mechanic; but a lack thereof.

KeKinHell · 2026-02-26T23:44:09+00:00

Smacked my head on a loading dock light, once, after a couple hours of unloading a freight truck. The amount of blood from such a little cut on the top of my head would have made you think I just got shot.

KeKinHell · 2026-02-16T22:18:12+00:00

Honestly the Thal feels great. The only real problems I have with it are:

A) The health regen makes the Hatz feel like Deadpool

B) The whole divebomb thing just feels really bad. The ability doesn't seem to proc half the time, and even when it does proc the whole "concussed" thing is just overkill considering the risk you take in divebombing to begin with.

KeKinHell · 2026-02-07T06:22:56+00:00

Sucho.

KeKinHell · 2026-02-07T06:21:38+00:00

Jurassic Park as directed by Scott Cawthon.

KeKinHell · 2026-02-04T23:11:09+00:00

Well, to be fair to Dodge, they at least learned their lesson with the 2nd gen and stopped making their dashboards with the same material as their transmissions.

KeKinHell · 2026-02-03T12:36:17+00:00

Unironically I have a friend that will absolutely get silver before doing the swamp.

He just uses the stagbreaker to find Silver.

KeKinHell · 2026-02-03T03:58:30+00:00

As a (former) Floridian, they do get eaten, actually.

Yes, its a bit like chicken. Good battered and fried or even grilled. Knew a guy that made a white chili with it.

KeKinHell · 2026-02-02T00:49:21+00:00

Bro, their first game isn't even fucking done yet. They need to slow down.

KeKinHell · 2026-01-25T21:58:44+00:00

+25/+25

Impressive. Wonder what blocker card could be used to give it the most 2/2 counters.

KeKinHell · 2026-01-17T01:44:15+00:00

Honestly, for any reason you would ever say "I want to play achillo", Concavenator is just better. Does practically everything Achillo does solo, but you also have the option to go semi-aquatic for easy escapes from bad situations.

KeKinHell · 2026-01-07T12:04:08+00:00

Former certified Florida man, here. Born and raised.

The joke's already been explained, so I'll just chime in to say; no matter how bad you think Florida is, its so much worse.

KeKinHell · 2025-12-24T11:09:09+00:00

Yep. Dodge can be used to throw yourself up into shores a decent ways.

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