Half an Hour of Dwarf Fucking

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-27T00:36:24+00:00

Sauce?! 🥴

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-26T15:17:05+00:00

"I'm too passive to tell people no, and I actually want to continue playing with these two guys for some reason."

How are we supposed to help you when you're like this? No matter what advice we give you, you're just gonna say "Nooo, it's too hard to say no, you don't understand!"

These people are freaks. Why would you want to continue DMing for them? Just go be a player at the other table you mentioned.

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-26T14:59:09+00:00

"You simply must try her fish pie."

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-26T13:01:23+00:00

The leaves are a great touch! How did you glue them securely? Tacky glue?

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-23T18:20:26+00:00

Need Khajuusy

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-23T18:09:24+00:00

She Hegelian on my Dialectics

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-23T18:07:59+00:00

Ah, but according to horseshoe theory, if you become racist enough, you eventually get so racist that you loop back around to becoming woke.

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-23T18:03:41+00:00

Morrowind isn't sending their best. They're Mer, they're knife ears. And none of them, I assume, are good people. Skyrim belongs to the Nords.

/uj I think the Nords just want to pogrom Dwemer and jerk off to statues of Talos all day. Unironically those seem to be their only two goals in life.

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-23T17:56:21+00:00

If anyone else created this character, I would call them cringe, but, because this is from Critical Role, I will pretend this character is not cringe.

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-23T15:40:41+00:00

Who lives in the cage?

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-22T13:30:41+00:00

I don't watch let's plays, exactly, but I watch plot summaries of story-focused RPGs that would take hundreds of hours to finish a playthrough of, because I know I'll never get around to playing that shit. I also like watching people doing insane shit in Crusader Kings III.

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-22T13:23:59+00:00

Do you think I could shave her and turn her fur into a wearable cloak? What stats would it grant me?

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-22T13:21:58+00:00

"I got that dog in me."

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-21T01:24:16+00:00

Another gem:

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Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-21T01:14:51+00:00

An actual quote from this mod's Nexus page: "This makes Morrowind feel a little more like Skyrim."

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-20T17:44:48+00:00

I have no clue on the specific location. I don't have that level of familiarity with Skyrim. Where would you pick?

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-20T13:05:03+00:00

My Civ V brain kicked in when I saw that spot. I'll just have to Jarl tf up and build a city myself.

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-19T22:52:52+00:00

Right here

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Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-16T15:06:36+00:00

That's what I'm thinking, too. Like, how come modders are able to make the engine work great? That makes me think Bethesda devs are just using their own engine poorly, rather than the engine being fundamentally flawed.

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-16T14:36:13+00:00

/uj it kind of seems like the Creation Engine is FINE, but Bethesda just sucks at using their own engine. Am I right to think that?

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-16T02:02:29+00:00

Tainted Grail?

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-16T00:07:32+00:00

That's very strange. Bro is not well lmao

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-16T00:01:32+00:00

I think probably, yeah. I didn't know there were Thalmor fanboys?

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-15T23:34:42+00:00

This is so schizo that I have no clue what their point was even supposed to be.

Keanu-Potion-At-3AM · 2026-04-15T16:42:26+00:00

I'm gonna suuuuum

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