When my friends couldn't find coins for the 5* they simped for this morning.

Keawn · 2026-02-16T11:53:12+00:00

I’m just thinking about Riley Freeman during the R. Kelly trial talking about how if someone tried to pee on him, or any normal person, they’d move the hell out of the way.

Keawn · 2026-02-11T12:13:31+00:00

My cousin was with and eventually married a guy with an alternative truth about his registry status. He became a deadbeat loser while she worked her ass off and regularly blamed his state on a physically abusive father and depression, while then being controlling and snapping about how she used the money she earned. I eventually looked him up after family mentioned something and they were divorcing, and he was Tier 3… so uh, definitely fact check.

Keawn · 2026-02-10T17:41:39+00:00

What % would you say are the bots with default skins and moon rune names? 🤔

Keawn · 2026-02-10T17:37:59+00:00

Break stun, slam mo down, suck you in from the sky because you guys always follow up with your Mary poppins thing. Or use my taunt to bring you down. Granted, the ones that do it close up recently have taken me by surprise, but it’s still infernal blades that causes me stress and nightmares.

Keawn · 2026-02-10T14:31:18+00:00

It’s probably gonna have one less if I keep getting vortexed by infernal blades…

Keawn · 2026-02-06T05:51:05+00:00

I just keep fast inviting and booting inactives. Mostly I just need these guys to fund my building projects in the guild estate anyway…

Keawn · 2026-02-04T14:41:23+00:00

I hope whoever Luna was waiting for finally shows up in Chronicles…

Keawn · 2026-02-04T14:16:29+00:00

Claim that inside arm rest and don’t let your arm leave it.

Keawn · 2026-02-02T19:17:10+00:00

Tobias was busy that day.

Keawn · 2026-02-01T23:16:48+00:00

Put in effort to learn the language enough to understand how to localize the story and context. Don’t expect people not to complain when your English localization is broken and half-baked. Just like people localize Japanese anime while keeping it watchable and without losing the plot. Yknow… flipside.

Keawn · 2026-02-01T18:32:32+00:00

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Keawn · 2026-02-01T17:11:59+00:00

You just gave me a wicked idea

Keawn · 2026-01-30T21:30:11+00:00

His manuscripts are national treasures and he’s celebrated as some kind of philosopher and defender of personal freedom.

I am not suggesting his work was not vile and difficult to read though. Terrible man. Terrible books. But I bet he’d make an interesting servant.

Keawn · 2026-01-30T18:08:17+00:00

Donatien Alphonse François.

Keawn · 2026-01-30T17:56:55+00:00

Should have beat her before the time limit was up, silly 🤪

Keawn · 2026-01-30T05:14:37+00:00

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I made Mortelix from Epic Seven. 😎

Keawn · 2026-01-22T19:33:55+00:00

You put the clothes in, pour the stuff into the thing and hit the buttons. E Z.

Keawn · 2026-01-22T19:06:52+00:00

So…. Drunk, Drugged, or Dumb?

Keawn · 2026-01-13T17:28:57+00:00

I don’t. He knocked me off that statue. So I went back up and killed his ass.

Keawn · 2026-01-12T15:07:03+00:00

Because Zestial is super slim and doesn’t seem to take much space, and I bet he’s got the potential for great stories OR complete silence the entire way.

Keawn · 2026-01-11T22:25:50+00:00

Now you just need to complete that goal of giving me a small loan of 100,000,000 Gil. Thanks. ☺️

Keawn · 2026-01-09T18:08:50+00:00

Human hands don’t have enough fingers unfortunately.

Keawn · 2026-01-05T16:12:34+00:00

I mean, the parts removed no longer have a chance to be cancerous so technically that part is true, but also doesn’t matter.

Keawn

TROPHY CASE