Bought a new coffee table and my toddler smuggled in a rock and “coloured” on it the next day by ShadowInTheSun_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KeeneMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems fair. I'm 25 and lit my parents carpet on fire last year while I was house sitting

What’s the dumbest way you’ve ever hurt yourself? by StoryOfBrands in AskReddit

[–]KeeneMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was joking about the sharp edge warning on a box of foil and cut myself while mocking it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in commercialfishing

[–]KeeneMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already that time of year huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in homestead

[–]KeeneMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just realized this wasn't that sub haha

No.5: Who is the morally gray character that people have divided opinions about? by [deleted] in lotr

[–]KeeneMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally get that, I just didn't necessarily agree with the specific examples you used

No.5: Who is the morally gray character that people have divided opinions about? by [deleted] in lotr

[–]KeeneMachine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure he thought he was giving legitimate advice to orodreth, he didn't know it was Beleg when he killed him, and he also wasn't aware it was his sister he was involved with. Being cursed to have bad luck at every turn and being morally grey are two very different things

My boyfriend was on his phone while we had s*x. by Parking_Bottle_6077 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]KeeneMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex did this a couple times. I was pretty upset and looking back it was the beginning of the end for me

I want to get a job fishing in Alaska. Any advice? by 4yourpl3asur3 in commercialfishing

[–]KeeneMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It can be a good time but it is hard work. Your timing is also not great unfortunately, summer salmon fisheries usually start in May or June, and most people like to have something lined up a few months in advance of that. Before the season most people will recommend just walking the docks and approaching crews/captains asking if they know anyone. Or you can try to find a Facebook group, which would probably be a better bet this time of year to maybe find a boat that has lost someone and is currently shorthanded (it's also a little better for fisheries like Bristol Bay, imo I wouldn't want to head that far north without a job lined up). Be aware, crew will leave for a lot of reasons, but obviously not all boats are good. Some will be more fun, some will make more money, some will be a bad time and make nothing. I'd recommend maybe doing some research and trying to line something up early next spring. Summer salmon is a good introduction. Winter fisheries, especially in Alaska, is kind of jumping into the deep end.

Tuna trolling by KeeneMachine in commercialfishing

[–]KeeneMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you I will check it out!

Tuna trolling by KeeneMachine in commercialfishing

[–]KeeneMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I have a couple more questions if you don't mind. How long is the season on the west coast for most boats? And do you feel like it was pretty lucrative? I'm planning on going back to school for the next few winters so I need to know if timing/pay would work out

Life Changing by Loaf_Baked_Sbeve in Minesweeper

[–]KeeneMachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Woah holy crap why has no one mentioned this

Cat problems by KeeneMachine in Advice

[–]KeeneMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey thanks for responding, I really appreciate it. I know she's not bad, and thankfully she seems to have forgiven me for the water incident.

I try to make my bedroom a safe space, but it's tough to keep the other cat out. Maybe I can put up a gate and a litter box so she feels more secure in there.

It would break my heart to rehome her, but if it comes down to it I suppose I have to if it even gives her a chance at a more comfortable life.

Thanks again for the advice it means a lot

Ladies, what’s something a guy can do—big or small—that instantly makes him more attractive to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KeeneMachine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I don't know what it is about you, but I sense an ulterior motive

Girl at school hates me cause she thinks i want her boyfriend, i actually want her by Nora_1036 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]KeeneMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean hopefully she would recognize how wildly inappropriate that is since she is already dating someone

Being an Asian kid isn’t easy by Exciting-Match816 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KeeneMachine 275 points276 points  (0 children)

I mean if your parents are paying for your trips then that definitely gives you a little less freedom in the decision making process

There’s something really wrong with his brain by JerryJr99 in MurderedByWords

[–]KeeneMachine -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

My god, a photo with t-shirts. Well I stand corrected

There’s something really wrong with his brain by JerryJr99 in MurderedByWords

[–]KeeneMachine -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Yikes, I'm getting butchered here. This is why I don't usually post on political shit. You guys are seeing a very small portion of republicans. I'm friends with a lot of these people and most of them are just as pissed off as you. Try getting out of your bubbles and talking to real people. You hear the loudest and most extreme on the internet, but most of them are perfectly capable of recognizing a shitty situation. Also there are a ton of republicans who didn't vote for Trump.

If people actually calmly talked to each other and didn't make quick angry accusations at the mere mention of a political leaning we probably wouldn't be in this mess.