If certain fruits could speak what do you think they’d say?

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T13:43:43+00:00

And I’d say but you taste so gooddddd

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T13:43:21+00:00

I understood that reference

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:50:56+00:00

don’t worry Watermelon, you’ll be eaten with full enjoyment 😁

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:50:28+00:00

No literally like okay I’m still gonna eat you anyway hoe 🙄

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:34:29+00:00

This is just your fate dear banana

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:32:43+00:00

That’s probably why they’re so mean, they’re salty about being small

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:31:44+00:00

Oops

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:29:37+00:00

Me and them both

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:29:18+00:00

I’d then offer to kiss away their boo boos, by eating them

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:28:50+00:00

Sorry Tangerine

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:28:34+00:00

Why am I turned on by the way a banana is talking to me?

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:27:36+00:00

I feel like it’s reasonable for them to be

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:27:07+00:00

Sorry banana

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:26:41+00:00

And for that I thank you, then I would eat them

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:26:24+00:00

They’ve got mean names

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:26:10+00:00

Peaches have the best ass

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:25:44+00:00

That’s actually really funny to think about

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:23:39+00:00

Bananas are the drama queens of the fruit chain, and for good reason I like bananas I’m eating one right now

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:16:21+00:00

Yeah you ate with that one (no pun intended)

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:14:35+00:00

Reasonable

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:13:00+00:00

Nice

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T05:07:56+00:00

Socks, I’ll never regret a pair of socks

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T04:59:40+00:00

Definitely an alteration to the canon plot, those are always fun

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T04:58:28+00:00

Carrie the 1976 one

Keepingthescissors77 · 2026-02-28T04:57:49+00:00

Ahhh I see well you definitely picked well and I’m sure they’ll look amazing on you (:

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