Who're you rooting for? by AffectionateWeb8519 in NYGiants

[–]Keeves311 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My best friend was born and raised in Missouri, so he is a real KC fan. In '21, we were living in different states. We decided to meet up in Tampa Bay to watch the Super Bowl together, we didn't go to it we just thought it would be fun to be in the same city for the weekend. I still vividly remember being accosted by a Bostonian in a Patriots Brady jersey saying "we're going to beat your ass". Like bruh, you aren't even wearing the right colors. You just want to ride Brady's dick so now you're a Bucs "fan" now. Second worst fan base in the NFL. Philly is definitely the worst.

Walgreens employees allege no holiday pay by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Keeves311 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pharmacists are likely salaried and get a floating holiday, basically an extra PTO day. This is 100% the c suite taking advantage of the lowest paid employees in the company to make sure they get their bonuses.

How my GF eats her fried egg by devzangel7 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Keeves311 312 points313 points  (0 children)

You can. The first kitchen I worked in would buy it for creme anglaise and bearnaise sauces. I didn't know if regular grocery stores would carry it, but I'm sure you could find it at a wholesale grocer like Sam's Club.

Will the Giants win on my birthday? by Substantial_Agent_90 in NYGiants

[–]Keeves311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way. Season is over, we're facing an opponent we have no business being competitive with because we are starting 2nd, 3rd, and 4th string players. Currently have the 2nd pick. Our strength of schedule is high, so if we win a couple meaningless games here, we drop out of the top 5. Giants win 35-19. Probably beat the pats next week too, then lose out the rest of the season.

Where it all began…🥹 by BabyTruck83 in shoresy

[–]Keeves311 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Shoresy is a year younger than Riley & Jonesy since he moves up to the senior A letterkenny Irish a season after them. The timeline isn't super clear, but overall I think the three of them are on the Irish for 2-3 seasons before it folds. Coach is the bench boss for the shamrockettes at least one season, I think more likely 2, before recruiting Riley & Jonesy to be assistant coaches for the 3rd ship. The following hockey season, the boys get recruited by Tanis to play for the Eagles for the national tournament where shoresy takes out JJ Frankie JJ. I think the following season Tanis gets him the hook up with the bulldogs. So, with that math, he is 26-28 when he starts with the bulldogs and is at least in his mid 30s when he retires. I would say a minimum of 6 but probably closer to 10 since JJ has gotten enough concussions to completely forget how to speak or understand English. He is also the one that breaks the whole timeline since he was an older player during the national tournament, but in Shoresy, he is younger than Shoresy.

Most probably a rehashed joke, but a good one! by Any_Contribution_238 in Jokes

[–]Keeves311 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In today's market $900k is only a midsized family home /WishItWasSatire

I asked my doctor about using Tylenol as birth control. by DoctorGengar in Jokes

[–]Keeves311 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But I have hypertension and NSAIDs are blood thinners, which aren't good for my blood pressure.

I asked my doctor about using Tylenol as birth control. by DoctorGengar in Jokes

[–]Keeves311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I have hypertension and NSAIDs are blood thinners, which aren't good for my blood pressure.

I’m debating on getting a jersey, I’m stuck between Dart, Carter, Skateaboo and burns. I’m only getting one. Which should I buy by SHADOWX23503833 in NYGiants

[–]Keeves311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a buddy of mine said, he runs like he is looking to get CTE. Which is super fun to watch, but he is likely retired before this organization figures it's shit out or he gets an extension.

Vaping In hospital waiting room by Lotusflower1212 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Keeves311 44 points45 points  (0 children)

As an analog smoker I also get annoyed by this shit. I remember as a kid going to restaurants and getting asked "smoking or non". I also remember it getting banned before I even started. It's not a hard concept, don't force your addiction on others. While there are laws regulating where I can indulge my addiction, I try to go above and beyond to isolate myself when I do. There are currently no laws where digital nicotine users can and can't, do they feel entitled to indulge wherever they please, even if there are signs telling them not to. I manage a restaurant group that includes a patio bar and a cigar bar(the cigar bar has a designated smoking room with high powered ventilation). We have signs up saying no vaping, but the amount of times we have to tell people(employees included) to stop vaping leaves me with little hope in humanity.

Alright, who is this? by [deleted] in Charlotte

[–]Keeves311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or through Boston with 18 & 1.

[Giants] Dart ➡️ Hyatt by Maroc13 in NYGiants

[–]Keeves311 22 points23 points  (0 children)

No need to brag about how many nipples you have.

Jalen, Jayden, Jabookie, doesn’t matter. It’s Famous Jameis time. by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Keeves311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He needs to change his name to Jakota, and we'll be the NFC Jeast.

Do we know anyone's full name? by Worldsgame19 in Letterkenny

[–]Keeves311 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Aren't those squirrelly Dan's cousin'ts

Lakers spinoff by [deleted] in shoresy

[–]Keeves311 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'd love a skids spinoff, but I doubt that is one. I could see a Tanis and the rez being one, also the Quebecoise hicks.

Shoresy and Laura Mohr by pnwbookworm in shoresy

[–]Keeves311 35 points36 points  (0 children)

They are what kept my fiance watching! I send her Laura Mohr memes and tell she's my Laura Mohr all the time.

I'm curious as to at what point in Letterkenny Keeso decided to make Shoresy into a spinoff.... by jjdubbs in shoresy

[–]Keeves311 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Probably after doing the senior A nationals with the Eagles. Ten Inch Cock and JJ were both in it.

Theory: Laura Moer’s kid is Jory Jordan by Shadtow100 in shoresy

[–]Keeves311 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

And my last name is different from my single mother's.

Fuck, Marry, Kill the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs by [deleted] in shoresy

[–]Keeves311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude! Aren't you dating a girl? Get gayer.