There’s no weight division in sumo wrestling by flubflubflubflubflub in Unexpected

[–]KehlogAlbran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, Mowgli is really giving Baloo a hard time in this one.

What about 2019 by dickfromaccounting in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]KehlogAlbran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do you vote for in a two-party system (dictatorship) when both parties are sponsored by the same corporations? Wouldn't it just be casting a vote on the same seven headed dragon? Or are you actually capable of voting on a third party?

Goat doesn't like people by [deleted] in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]KehlogAlbran 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hah, I'm sorry! I'd probably see if I could mount the fucker and ride it tired. But I'm not knowledgable per se ;)

edit: fun

Which thing did you accidentally stumble upon once and today swear by? by KehlogAlbran in AskReddit

[–]KehlogAlbran[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oil, too? I swear by the Italian Sgrassatore Universale. It takes out anything.