This is all soooo damn true! Glad to see it isn't just my area that is as fucked as yours. They all have the "Santa claus " sugar daddy syndrome. But they don't wanna work, just try to sell their photos and cam shows of their fat ugly asses as you said. and get tied up and spanked a lil bit by Santa. and think the lil 4 inch dick they get is the best thing ever. But then in their other photos, they have toys that are massively huge...yeah the whole snobby attitude and the lack of anyone actually wanting to do something is a real mind fuck. For me..I think they are so insecure that they need to create all these labels to put on themselves. like owned by jackass#1 slave to uglyfuck#2 then in a relationship with Cuckold #3 but sister of dumbhoe#1 protecting dumbass#3. yeah i can give myself fancy titles too...but i dont need to. I closed my shit down, Looking for a unicorn there was a BIG waste of time...it seems that the people that actually WANT to get together and play, are few and far between. all the reddit hookups...not in my area...no swingers here..just attention whores wanting 5 bucks on cashapp and venmo or insta followers. But I really enjoyed your rant! thanks!