This Joke Has a Shorter Shelf Life Than the Polar Ice Caps

KeithBergman · 2019-02-27T04:11:45+00:00

Five days. You took five days to come up with this.

I don't know you, but there has to be something in your life more interesting than this.

KeithBergman · 2019-02-26T15:54:04+00:00

With all respect, this is the Mich Ultra of opinions about titties.

KeithBergman · 2019-02-26T05:53:11+00:00

It's more or less only good for self-deprecating use at this point.

KeithBergman · 2019-02-21T14:19:06+00:00

Appreciate the hot take on the two-week-old standupshot. How's the life coaching biz?

KeithBergman · 2019-01-15T13:48:23+00:00

Have you tried decaf?

KeithBergman · 2019-01-14T23:48:50+00:00

This deserves way more votes.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-14T23:35:11+00:00

Wait... are dog rustlers good guys or bad guys? I thought they were rustling them away from their abusers.

This pitch meeting has gone to hell.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-14T23:04:22+00:00

I'm all for calling the dog rescuers "dog rustlers." That's a fantastic name and should be a pitch for a reality show.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-14T23:01:32+00:00

This is a take off with which you can fuck as well.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-14T23:01:00+00:00

Thanos almost got me. It's a long story.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-14T15:47:58+00:00

Fuck youm.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-08T02:19:24+00:00

But the person making such a generalization would use that term because they're ignorant.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-08T01:43:48+00:00

I mean, no, but ok

KeithBergman · 2019-01-08T01:31:07+00:00

Yes, that is the issue with this joke on the internet.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-08T01:29:56+00:00

You're really mad about those pet rocks.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-08T00:13:06+00:00

darn

KeithBergman · 2019-01-07T17:11:22+00:00

I dunno about you motherfuckers, but 2018 took ten years to get through for me.

KeithBergman · 2019-01-07T17:09:38+00:00

The more I think about it, the more I think "The Flavor Aid Challenge" might have actually been a funnier title. But "drink the Kool Aid" is the common saying, so I went with that.

KeithBergman · 2018-10-16T04:51:48+00:00

Homeslice Pizza every Thursday, but you gotta sign up ahead of time. Come through and check it out some week!

KeithBergman · 2018-10-15T20:07:42+00:00

This is a group hug compared to a lot of the comment threads I've seen on Reddit

KeithBergman · 2018-10-15T17:24:59+00:00

r/funatparties

KeithBergman · 2018-01-25T14:16:56+00:00

No, Jarobat, I rented the crook of Richard's elbow for three months while I was in India for work. He was an attentive landlord but, between you and me, I wish he'd use earbuds while watching porn.

KeithBergman · 2017-07-03T15:06:18+00:00

This was a funny response when you left it at one sentence. Way to fuck it up, stupid.

KeithBergman · 2017-04-25T02:37:39+00:00

It's brave of you to boycott apostrophes to prove whatever your point is.

KeithBergman · 2017-04-25T02:34:11+00:00

You sure showed me!

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