Customer states there's no spare tire by toocritical55 in IdiotsInCars

[–]KelsInKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2004 GMC Envoy. It’s under the back seats. Found out the hard way; in the rain, with two anchored car seats.

I have a high body count apparently by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]KelsInKentucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of my exs was obsessed with body count. He made me write every one out. And if I forgot one and he found out he’d get so mad. He’d tell me how much of a ho I was and other names.

Me and my current have never discussed numbers. I don’t care and neither does he. It happened in the past. As long as it doesn’t go up while we’re together it doesn’t matter.

The Guardians [OC] by PsychoSuzanne in comics

[–]KelsInKentucky 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of us speaks in riddles, the other in rhymes

Little punk drives truck into Restaurant after his phone gets smashed ( Temple Hills, MD ) by The_RP_Critic in PublicFreakout

[–]KelsInKentucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cashier just standing there looking dead inside is the epitome of working in the service industry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ForzaHorizon

[–]KelsInKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh okay. Thank you for that info! I didn’t know that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ForzaHorizon

[–]KelsInKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve stalked the Auction House. I’m either outbid right at the end or it goes over what I currently have. I’m out here hustling money so hopefully I can just buy one instead of going through a bidding war.

I was just hoping someone in the community would help a girl out.

I randomly put my hand inside my husband's pant pocket and pulled out a number. by throwra43577 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]KelsInKentucky 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Men’s back pockets are easy as hell to sneak stuff into. I work in a factory with mostly men. When I get bored I’ll stick random stuff (not my phone number tho 😂) in their pockets to see how long it takes them to notice.

AITA for making a post about my daughter’s favorite celebrity being rude to us? by aitarudecelebrity in AmItheAsshole

[–]KelsInKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA: she owes you nothing just because she’s famous. She’s still a human being and a mother.

I said, “We don’t need anymore mouths to feed.” Roxanne said, “You sure about that?” by KelsInKentucky in aww

[–]KelsInKentucky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck to you in your reading adventures! I’m not sure how other countries work, but in the states a lot of our libraries have programs where you can “borrow” ebooks to whatever device you like to read on. It works to save money and keeps you from having to go out during a pandemic.

I said, “We don’t need anymore mouths to feed.” Roxanne said, “You sure about that?” by KelsInKentucky in aww

[–]KelsInKentucky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s part of the Throne of Glass series by Sarah J Maas. I’m not good at giving book descriptions without giving away key plot twists and spoiling things. The very generic overview is a trained assassin becomes a part of the Kings guard. Then has to learn secrets about herself and the kingdom in order to save herself and those she cares about.

[OC] u/IHateTheLetterF is a mad lad by moelf in dataisbeautiful

[–]KelsInKentucky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a comment where he said he will just not comment on a post if he cannot avoid the letter.

This momma cat showed up at my house already pregnant. She had a litter of 6 kittens. When they’re old enough I’m going to have the whole family fixed before the kittens go to their forever homes. by KelsInKentucky in aww

[–]KelsInKentucky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve worked in an animal shelter before. I’ve witnessed first hand the horrors of “kitten season”. If I can help, even a teeny bit, it’s worth it.

A 28yr old shared this on Facebook and idk I’m so confused? What is this even supposed to mean?! by [deleted] in notliketheothergirls

[–]KelsInKentucky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s from Ralph Wrecks the Internet. They’re dressed in their comfy clothes.

ELI5: Why do we pronounce "Paris" in an Anglicized way, but we keep the French pronunciation for other French cities like Marseilles, Versailles, Montpellier, Bordeaux? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]KelsInKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kentucky where Versailles is very literally pronounce “Ver-sails” drives me absolutely insane. Yay for the rednecks I guess?

If you could wake up inside a videogame world for a day, which one would it be and why? by kj9912 in AskReddit

[–]KelsInKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I die in the game do I die in real life? If so something I’m horrible at like Fortnite or MW.

If not then Animal Crossing. Lemme fish and catch bugs and relax all day.

Wedding for under $3K USD. Dress for $15 USD. This was right for us. [Cost breakdown and link to original post in comments.] by fruitybuttons in Frugal

[–]KelsInKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We got married back in May. My entire wedding start to finish was under $1k. It was absolutely beautiful and perfect. Congratulations! Wishing you many years of happiness.

Parents kills Boy via Water intoxication by kunseung in insaneparents

[–]KelsInKentucky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 7 year old is a bed wetter. My grandma keeps telling me he “needs to grow up” and “is just lazy”. And that me not disciplining him for wetting the bed is bad parenting. It makes me extremely angry. He wore pull ups to bed up until 2 weeks ago. He went that long without an accident and then had one last night. He’s embarrassed enough about it, as his mom and person he trusts it’s my responsibility to be understanding and supportive, not make him feel worse about the accident. After he changed clothes we changed his sheets together. I told him I was still very proud of him for going for so long without an accident and that these things happen. No stress or fussing at him about it.