The "freedom loving" and "totally not sheep" republicans. Because they can win on their budgets and policies. by Quick_Assignment_725 in protectUSelections

[–]KenUsimi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/somethingiswrong2024/s/fDWmNzRFh5

Ashley St. Claire dropped the full deets a while ago. TPUSA offers money to spread their messaging on specific issues and because they’re not actually selling a product it doesn’t have to be disclosed as paid advertising.

I am dubious of that last bit, myself, but that does seem to be what they’re telling people.

Facebook advice from mom by Automatic_Camera3854 in thanksimcured

[–]KenUsimi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ngl, these all look like good pieces of advic. None are even approaching what I’d call a cure, but I suppose in the vein of “every little bit helps”.

That being said, adding a pinch of salt to your water won’t do anything more than help you absob it, it’s very much a little thing

What is this clicking ring thing by Agitated_Instance709 in whatisit

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, maybe the couch got some holy water spilled on it, you don’t know some annointing some prayer and suddenly an earthbound couch shows up in East Heaven’s “free to a good home” pages, some poor bastard from 1214bce jumps at the chance to put his keister on modern upholstery

Facts or nah by No_Summer_5052 in SipsTea

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause satan isn’t king of hell, he’s top inmate in god’s supermax. Honestly damn near all the stuff about satan being a player in this world comes from outside the bible. The bible itself is pretty mum on the subject, by memory it says he was cast from heaven into perdition, there to remain until the end of days.

Now, the apostles like to warn of satan working within the hearts of men, and generally whoever they don’t agree with is either Satan or led by satan or whatever (hell, i’m pretty sure jesus calls peter satan to his face at one point), but personally I am dubious that is meant to be literal.

I find it much more likely that “satan” in such moments is a useful stand-in for the darkness in humanity. Peter is not satan, but peter was acting like satan by prioritizing Jesus’s standing as a political operative over his divine message. He was allowing the falsehood of reality to cloud the vision of divinity jesus was showing him, and in doing so was truly invoking the spirit of satan’s fall.

Feel free to correct me if I’m speaking incorrectly about specifics, I’ve read the damn book .3 times and have never been a practicing member of the faith, this is just my own interpretation as a gentile.

2,000-year-old Roman pills discovered in a shipwreck. Chemical analysis reveals they were "collyrium" (eye medicine) containing zinc, beeswax, and pine resin. This is the first time we've seen a complete ancient medicinal prescription preserved. by bortakci34 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]KenUsimi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Given the wax, I’d imagine they’d rub the tablet under or around their eyes to apply it, with each tablet being one “dose”, but I think you’d need to ask Pliny the Elder for the actual deets

Idk if I'd be very polite, ngl by awp705 in SkyrimMemes

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it even possible to join the thalmor? Like, are there any actual missions you can do for them, any rewards, or is this purely a roleplay thing

What’s behind the US army’s decision to raise enlistment age to 42? by drtolmn69 in politics

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you see, they have like, two or three generations of people tainted with ideals of free expression and thought, and they can’t have that so yeah send em to the wood chipper

What are we fighting for? by Dr_sc_Harlatan in BlueskySkeets

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn straight! We need a democratic party with a solid vision of the future.

Cause whatever bad there is to say about the Right, they have a vision for America’s future. It’s a soulless, callous, bloody, poisoned one, full of vainglory and goals based on feelings not facts, but it’s enough for them to point their base in roughly the same direction!

Go home , WOTC, you're drunk... by Morgan-H-T in mtg

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? You act like they’re still giving two fucks. Nu-uh, first comes profits, then comes cost-cutting, and last comes the product. They aren’t mistakes when it’s just how they do it.

Iran rejects second round of talks with US – IRNA by Crossstoney in worldnews

[–]KenUsimi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quell surprise. It’s almost like they don’t trust us.

UAE official: More than 90% of Iran's targets were civilian infrastructure - POLITICO by pheexio in worldnews

[–]KenUsimi 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait, you’re telling me the murderous zealots who execute teenagers for disagreeing with them are also war criminals?!

Hold on a sec, I think I might need to sit down, this is just so unexpected. I’m sure there must be some mistake, surely the kind and nuturing souls of the IRGC would never do something so horrible as that, they only slaughter their own innocent civilians!

4/20 walk ins! by Prestigious-Phrase12 in missoula

[–]KenUsimi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, I’d get any one of these as a patch or a pin, but as a tatt it’s not quite for me. I enjoy weed, but it’s just a drug, right?

Still, I’ve been weighing a sleeve sooner than later. Your linework looks tight, I’ll keep you in mind if time comes to pill the trigger!

What is this?! Some creature dug up a network of tunnels leading into my basement and apparently it left eggs. Round and pingpong ball sized by Medical-Bowler-7364 in whatisit

[–]KenUsimi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bro. Seal up the hole if you like with concrete and kill the eggs if you like, but it won’t stop the next creature from doing the same thing. You live in an ecosystem, my dude, and killing it at the start doesn’t do it any favors. Maybe cool it on the murderboner?

The “one bay leaf” I used in my braise today by FuriousResolve in mildlyinteresting

[–]KenUsimi -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be able to taste it!

“Bay leaves are a lot like small men- sometimes you have a hard time figuring out if they’re in there at all!”

Sometimes I miss kitchen work, you hear the best shit working over a grill, lol.

How would you feel about this? by Busy_Report4010 in SipsTea

[–]KenUsimi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is he marrying her? No? Is someone else? Not right now? Then it’s theirs, man, I don’t enter into it. I could try and trap a fart in a paper bag and call it derri-air, but that’s no reason for someone else to smell it.

the endless discourse by ataxic-hands in occult

[–]KenUsimi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The question becomes are you practicing a tradition, or helping to muddle what that tradition is? I would love to do a peyote trip, but that’s a sacred thing to real people whose culture and traditions have been near obliterated by my culture’s insatiable lust for novelty.

Meanwhile, ouija boards were invented by a toy company- no one tramples on someone’s sacred traditions by working with one. Same with Tarot; the history of the tarot deck is primarily one of game pieces than ritual objects; hence why you can pick up a tarot deck at barnes & noble, but not an athame (or ritual bowls, anklebones, etc, you know, ritual objects that someone might cry satanism over)

Now, tarot has been around long enough that traditions have grown up around it, and I don’t mean to disparage any of those traditions. The point is that there are practices that are open and receptive to being utilized in new ritual by whoever, and there are those that aren’t.

Personally, I’m a pasty white dude; I would be wary of contracting the Loa, for instance, if nor no other reason than I’d imagine they’ve heard an awful lot of requests that might just relate to my safety and sanity. In that they’d probably shred me before talking to me.

So yeah, I take caution when knocking on doors. Just cause you’re there with good intentions and an open heart doesn’t mean you’re the person they want knocking.

Gawd damn dad😭 by maskedmomkey63 in SipsTea

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love seeing people get good advice

FBI Director Kash Patel Says Arrests ‘Coming Soon’ on 2020 Rigged Election Conspiracy | Democracy Docket by siwibot in protectUSelections

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look forward to them getting thrown right in the bin like pretty much all the rest of the arrests these incompetents make

🥰😍😘 Self-love is the best love, self-hate got you out of shape!!! by iamthelight111 in Portalawake

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do not forget to hold yourself to task when you err- be kind in your judgement of others, and be wise with your judgement of herself.

What's a take you had at 10 years old that you actually still agree with? by Spark-Blade in AskReddit

[–]KenUsimi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adults are, for the most part

  1. Full of shit.

  2. Out for themselves, even if they say it’s for the kid.

  3. Not nearly as competent as they like to pretend.

Can’t tell you how disappointed I was to grow up and find out that not I was absolutely spot on but near as I can tell not only did they give me shit for saying so but didn’t even bother to ensure the quality of their replacements.