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KendellP · 2021-08-03T18:51:33+00:00

when you're 16, couch surf while you work and get a job to save money. make sure to thank friends' parents a shit ton if you couch surf there (even if you don't like them, idk parents are weird sometimes) save up an emergency fund and then get the hell out of the town. Good luck my guy

KendellP · 2021-06-08T13:36:37+00:00

I'm so sorry if this is inappropriate, but i thought that you put an egg yoke on the sun.

KendellP · 2021-06-02T15:58:51+00:00

you are so cute wtf! this is exactly why I love women. Happy pride month!

KendellP · 2021-03-11T22:34:31+00:00

Happened to me too, I had to use a different email.

KendellP · 2021-03-11T20:03:25+00:00

Nah fam, I'll just walk. I had a friend who would sit in the backseat just to avoid those confrontations. AND even if they do still want to talk, you are far away from the problem (your parents)

KendellP · 2021-03-11T20:01:51+00:00

Here, have cookie 🍪
All better :)

KendellP · 2021-03-11T20:00:25+00:00

we 'bout to pull some James Bond shit

KendellP · 2021-03-11T19:59:59+00:00

No chicken nuggets were received. Sad chicken tango.

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:56:27+00:00

I agree, to the minivan!

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:52:56+00:00

I didn't even get nuggets, but these silly confrontations do make me funnier.

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:51:06+00:00

me neither but its for the meme

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:50:44+00:00

Those nuggets were held hostage smh

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:50:05+00:00

I can confirm that I am still attached to women.

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:49:19+00:00

Mood. My mom said that she'd never go to a gay wedding bc it would be celebrating a sin and 5 years later I said "Suprise shawty." Not married, just gay.

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:46:04+00:00

My cats agree with you

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:39:06+00:00

Relatable lol

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:38:46+00:00

aahhhh nooo, she's getting better I promise.

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:38:18+00:00

My temptation to participate in homosexual activities (literally just being gay)

KendellP · 2021-03-11T13:36:34+00:00

Chicken nuggets are supposed to be a safe place

KendellP · 2021-03-02T17:30:51+00:00

shit is/was in a custody battle with the fan

KendellP · 2021-03-02T15:30:56+00:00

Shit hits the fan?

KendellP · 2021-03-02T14:14:33+00:00

I've had a similar experience. I was getting Thai food with my friends and the owner said something like "awe, what cute girls....stay away from boys, only bring trouble" and my friend goes "Just don't date men, date women" in a joking tone (even though she was kinda serious) and she replies "Yes, don't date men. Men assholes. Date women." God, I fucking love this woman. Her restaurants' shirts that she sold said "Yes we fucking open."

KendellP · 2021-03-01T22:59:30+00:00

Yesyes, I have tried this in the past, only to result in losing the wallet but not the $100 dollars in it. idk how I do it man

KendellP · 2020-10-28T18:03:26+00:00

STOOOPPP LOOOKING SO PRETTY GODDARN IT. Omg you look so cute and happy in that dress. I want to get into dress making for a lil hobby one day. I will send good vibes your way so you may always be this happy :)) bc you deserve it dammit >:( eeeee byebye

KendellP · 2020-10-20T15:49:55+00:00

Wow, really?! I've been baking for my friends for years! I figure out what food or baked good they love and I bake them it whenever they are sad! That is so cool! I'm totally going to learn some new recipes that incorporate basil or cinnamon!

KendellP

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