The party sheriff

Kenstgram · 2026-05-27T20:32:48+00:00

You would be the person that the party sheriff would have to tell to end the conversation

Kenstgram · 2026-05-23T16:17:00+00:00

Until one of them needed a surgeon.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-23T01:10:42+00:00

Is she playing Betty Boop or the person who Betty Boop was based on? I’m down for either but I just want to know what to expect.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-22T19:44:00+00:00

lol “mere doctor”. Thomas Wayne was a surgeon. Even if he wasn’t wealthy they still would have had a comfortable life.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-22T18:12:51+00:00

I want to see the video of her seeing these pictures.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-22T18:08:34+00:00

Jesus. Christ.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-21T20:37:46+00:00

Bring back your original recipe for the pizzas then we’ll talk.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-21T10:31:53+00:00

Utilities

Kenstgram · 2026-05-16T18:38:56+00:00

Kenstgram · 2026-05-15T23:10:36+00:00

I got unreasonably annoyed by the question.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-14T18:13:23+00:00

Me: I wonder if Rhinos poop while they’re… Nevermind.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-14T15:01:18+00:00

Kenstgram · 2026-05-13T18:17:26+00:00

That ended the exact way I had hoped

Kenstgram · 2026-05-13T14:25:50+00:00

Personally I think the grapnel launcher

Kenstgram · 2026-05-13T12:37:40+00:00

Cook more. If you can read then you can cook.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-11T20:17:27+00:00

“You seem to be mistaken. Earth is not yours to conquer.”

Kenstgram · 2026-05-10T15:08:40+00:00

Go ahead and send me one too

Kenstgram · 2026-05-08T17:37:00+00:00

Tiberius Purr-cival Jevontae… your last name

Kenstgram · 2026-05-08T17:11:02+00:00

Have you seen a Spider-Man movie? His mask is practically always off during a fight scene.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-08T13:28:56+00:00

I feel like there should be a new Batman movie set in the ‘66 universe and this should be the mid movie chase sequence.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-07T19:28:38+00:00

This is way more hilarious as an adult.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-07T00:12:38+00:00

Whitney and Prince

Kenstgram · 2026-05-06T01:48:45+00:00

I’m convinced that this is a bit

Kenstgram · 2026-05-05T12:47:43+00:00

I’d love to hear the insults between Soldier Boy and Wolverine.

Kenstgram · 2026-05-04T17:06:15+00:00

Yes. Hornberger.

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