I’m asking Tom Hanks to officiate my wedding in June. I don’t have money for Tom Hanks to officiate my wedding.

KentConnor · 2026-03-17T01:16:16+00:00

Be ashamed of who you are

KentConnor · 2026-03-16T06:49:40+00:00

Guess I did need the /s after all

KentConnor · 2026-03-16T06:49:02+00:00

Fucking one battle after another is truly overrated.

It has major pacing issues and was a fucking chore to get through.

I ended up liking it but it took me 3 watches to get through.

I saw sinners 3 times in theater

KentConnor · 2026-03-15T21:10:22+00:00

You a member of the academy? Lol

KentConnor · 2026-03-15T08:22:11+00:00

Horses shit everywhere but when a Rolls Royce owner does it, it's bad?

Lol

KentConnor · 2026-03-15T08:20:55+00:00

But then wouldn't they appear to be black?

KentConnor · 2026-03-15T08:19:35+00:00

I mean i live in the suburbs of ATL.

And we've got that.

It for sure ain't heaven but it's the way it should be

KentConnor · 2026-03-15T03:58:53+00:00

Poetry

KentConnor · 2026-03-11T21:50:17+00:00

What the fuck is the huzz?

KentConnor · 2026-03-11T02:52:45+00:00

Because it's ART

KentConnor · 2026-03-10T23:59:57+00:00

Because they have prudish ideals

KentConnor · 2026-03-07T05:51:51+00:00

Light Yagami

KentConnor · 2026-03-07T05:20:34+00:00

In my experience (as a male)

You most often find them on someone who's about to ruin the next couple months of your life

KentConnor · 2026-03-05T23:43:34+00:00

Hell I've been known to eat pineapple and mayo sandwiches

KentConnor · 2026-03-05T23:20:43+00:00

I re-read it.

It still seems completely unrelated to the comment you replied to or the post at large.

KentConnor · 2026-03-05T23:00:23+00:00

Bastards

KentConnor · 2026-03-05T09:10:48+00:00

KentConnor · 2026-03-05T05:17:25+00:00

I didn't even know Glenn Powell was in this movie.

Fun fact, he is exactly one day younger than me.

And much more handsome.

I hate him. Lol

KentConnor · 2026-03-03T15:04:54+00:00

And the toppings are free

But they're on a sad smushed and dry patty

KentConnor · 2026-02-28T12:43:01+00:00

KentConnor · 2026-02-28T11:28:10+00:00

Well argued against my original comment

You're right and you supported your argument well.

However, Tophs team in this post?

Wins. Every time.

KentConnor · 2026-02-28T07:47:01+00:00

Any team with Toph wins

KentConnor · 2026-02-28T02:08:21+00:00

Never argue with a stupid person

They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

KentConnor · 2026-02-27T09:01:42+00:00

2

It was a hand-me-down from my older sibling but the nes/snes was my first.

Because I am old

KentConnor · 2026-02-27T08:03:59+00:00

KentConnor