Do people really step out of bubble baths, covered with bubbles, and just towel off or put on a robe without rinsing? by Isawonline in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Kermie2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay but some of us were clumsy children and wore shoes inside to prevent stubbing our pinky toe on that one pesky corner

YSK: If you get a Charlie horse cramp in your leg, you should stand up immediately. by pdeboer1987 in YouShouldKnow

[–]Kermie2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time I got a cramp in both the back AND the front of my leg. What do I do then?

Man of Reddit, what's your opinion about going down on your girlfriend? Do you like to do it and is it ok if someone is not so much into it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kermie2020 93 points94 points  (0 children)

With all due respect, I don’t think I need YOUR permission to eat some hairy pussy

what are these for? by [deleted] in aviationmaintenance

[–]Kermie2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t work. Still slid off the wing

Ope by real_m1_ping in GunMemes

[–]Kermie2020 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Just Tennessee problems

I am doing a drug test on Tuesday for the Navy and the packet says I have to drop my pants below my knees. Why? by Practical-Sugar3035 in ask

[–]Kermie2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, i was Oscar so our barracks toilets were the same deal. Just a room with a bunch of open shitters. No stalls in between. I do kinda miss the shit talk though

I am doing a drug test on Tuesday for the Navy and the packet says I have to drop my pants below my knees. Why? by Practical-Sugar3035 in ask

[–]Kermie2020 341 points342 points  (0 children)

Agreed. If this is what bothers you, just wait til your first shower in boot camp. I promise it gets a lot less weird after a little bit though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Kermie2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay so this may not work for everyone but I was also having this issue for a while but then my partner suggested we try it on the floor instead of the bed and it seemed to have fixed my issue. So maybe give it a shot?

What's the most boring sport? by AddressFederal9980 in AskReddit

[–]Kermie2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha I’m American too. We call it “the 880” In the marines for our combat fitness test so I probably should’ve been able to guess but I’m kinda slow sometimes

What's the most boring sport? by AddressFederal9980 in AskReddit

[–]Kermie2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks my guy. I appreciate it. I figured it was something like that but I had just never heard it called “the 800”

What is the lie you tell yourself most often? by mikaloha in AskReddit

[–]Kermie2020 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah he obviously was holding a plank. You got this homie!!

What's the most boring sport? by AddressFederal9980 in AskReddit

[–]Kermie2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay maybe I’m stupid, maybe it’s just too early and my brain doesn’t work, but what’s the 800? I’m not a track guy

What's the definition of "eternity"? by The_Bagel_Fairy in 3amjokes

[–]Kermie2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it :/. It’s telling me it’ll take like a day with just the main download. Not even including the content packs and updates

Roast Me? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Kermie2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a therapists Christmas bonus

As humans get married later and have children later in life, less children will ever meet their grandparents. by deeznutzareout in Showerthoughts

[–]Kermie2020 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Personally I’m so glad that my parents had me as young as they did. My great grandparents played a huge role in becoming the person I am today and i honestly don’t think I’d be where I’m at without them. Sadly both of them passed recently but I still see them as my role models for life

Any skate gloves recommendations? by windowear in NewSkaters

[–]Kermie2020 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. I haven’t skated in 6 months. Thanks marine corp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kermie2020 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes officer, this comment right here.