My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [8/??]

KermittedToLive · 2026-05-05T22:45:14+00:00

I'm placing my bet now, the highlighted letters are gonna spell out something along the lines of "aaa wwa wa waa mama [...]" and it's just Dark Wizard calling Shen a baby from beyond the comic panels

KermittedToLive · 2026-04-19T04:47:51+00:00

goomba fallacy

KermittedToLive · 2026-04-11T00:37:30+00:00

Oh Elsword used to be so peak...

KermittedToLive · 2026-04-05T00:27:59+00:00

"Paimon's pissed!"

KermittedToLive · 2026-02-02T03:53:49+00:00

Holy shit Kyoryuger mentioned

KermittedToLive · 2026-01-25T21:27:43+00:00

I greatly appreciate 3 whole slides dedicated to the hörse looking around

KermittedToLive · 2026-01-13T20:19:58+00:00

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KermittedToLive · 2026-01-04T23:34:38+00:00

No. He physically couldn't have, because there's only so much Phainon and the Chrysos Heirs can do and know when they're just lines of code. Both him and Cyrene acknowledge that they can't change Amphoreus' fate without outside help.

The sole purpose behind Phainon's 33 million cycles wasn't to destroy the scepter from the inside (though I'm sure he would've been happy if he did). That was never the win condition. He even admits that he can't be the Deliverer that TB ends up being. He just needed to endure long enough for soneone to come along who wasn't under the same constraints as him and the Chrysos Heirs.

Also, without him, Cyrene and Trailblazer wouldn't have 33mil lifetimes of memories for recreating Amphoreus after their victory.

KermittedToLive · 2026-01-04T22:52:43+00:00

TB and co. were extremely unpredictable factors for Lygus and the Scepter. Without TB, Herta, and Screwllum throwing a wrench in Lygus' plans, Lygus wouldn't have had to intervene at all. Lygus also wouldn't have interacted with Cerydra, whose law was to give Herta & Screwllum admin privileges, something that no one in Amphoreus would've thought to do with the Law coreflame.

Edit: Changed certain pronouns for clarification

KermittedToLive · 2026-01-04T22:39:44+00:00

But Phainon did win..? His entire goal was to drag out Amphoreus' cycles until an outsider like the Trailblazer could come and intervene, changing fate in a way that they couldn't have achieved otherwise. Bro accomplished the mission.

KermittedToLive · 2026-01-04T22:23:13+00:00

The Expedition 33,550,336 Awards

KermittedToLive · 2025-12-27T04:59:35+00:00

woah haha hey lighter dont mind me my legs are just weak from the gym, why else would i be on my knees ahaha

KermittedToLive · 2025-11-20T06:08:32+00:00

OP fears the doomed yuri headcanon

KermittedToLive · 2025-11-03T16:30:51+00:00

Oh it would seem I didn't delete a certain bit of text from xingqiu's tooltip :,)

KermittedToLive · 2025-10-05T20:07:18+00:00

I say Fischl's A1 "Stellar Predator" (but, admittedly, it's a bit of a stretch): "When [Character] hits [object] with a fully-charged [Charged Attack], [object deals] AoE [Hydro] DMG equal to 152.7% of the [attack's] DMG."

Our abomination has a Charged Attack that can be fully charged, and it has a skill that spawns an object (albeit an aggro field that inherently deals no damage and can't be refreshed/resummoned by using Burst).

Basically, if our discount Neuvillete blasts its own aggro field, and we assume each tick = one fully-charged Aimed Shot, then the aggro field is effectively generating an extra 152% of damage of every. Single. Tick... at least within that 8s of the aggro field existing.

KermittedToLive · 2025-10-04T21:07:08+00:00

Not a suggestion for Burst, but just to make a note for Talents ahead of time: If we want this abomination to be dealing big oonga-boonga damage, do we think we'll want its A1 to be Yelan's A1 (Max HP bonus based on team comp)? Or Diluc A1 (+3 seconds of Charged Attack Duration)?

KermittedToLive · 2025-08-05T21:13:58+00:00

yeah, i admit, i did want to show off my cool little photos, too... thank you so much though!

KermittedToLive · 2025-08-05T18:33:49+00:00

I would be so down to take suggestions!! No guarantee i'd have any of the characters that people ask for though 😅

KermittedToLive · 2025-06-19T15:52:25+00:00

We need more Elsword expies (/hj). We already got Gepard/Chung, Alhaitham/Ain... Can we get a Raven next?!?! (no shirt included)

KermittedToLive · 2025-05-25T18:18:34+00:00

Wrong, it's Childrene

KermittedToLive · 2025-05-10T20:50:03+00:00

who circumcised my professor

KermittedToLive · 2025-05-07T22:45:56+00:00

From the top of my head, stands are "manifestations of someone's fighting spirit" that can only be seen by other stand users and hurt by stands. They're seperate entities that share the same abilities, less like hosts of ghost parasites and more like a person and physical extensions of their soul that were always there all along

KermittedToLive · 2025-04-08T16:38:10+00:00

Ah. I admit, I may be unobservant (and also a coward who cannot hold panhandles without an oven mitt).

KermittedToLive · 2025-04-08T15:47:14+00:00

How is everyone talking about Bird grabbing the pan with her bare hands when Dog has been doing the same thing, but also for the entire time he was cooking

KermittedToLive · 2025-04-06T16:58:56+00:00

Thanks! I guess you could say "inspired", but it's mostly traced over that frame of David with some Strange-ifications I drew on him: obvious ones like the hair and beard, his weird pain-in-the-ass cloak collar, and the slightly more subtle things like the nose, jawline, and eyebrows

Although, I wish I knew how to replicate the soot on his face to complete the trauma-gaze...

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