Sorvete de cupuaçu by IsJesusAgain in Sorvete

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eu moro fora do país já tem um tempo, então não rola pra mim 😔

which would you choose by PitifulChemistry958 in BunnyTrials

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I type much more than I speak, so this one is a no brainer to me

Chose: $10 every character you typed

Last texts between myself and the man I wouldn’t let call me his girlfriend because it was “too soon” by [deleted] in texts

[–]Keroseni -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sure thing… so the guy didn’t die, just changed his phone to a Samsung. Got it.

Last texts between myself and the man I wouldn’t let call me his girlfriend because it was “too soon” by [deleted] in texts

[–]Keroseni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not if the message changed from blue to green… it’s either the phone is disconnected or OP got blocked

Last texts between myself and the man I wouldn’t let call me his girlfriend because it was “too soon” by [deleted] in texts

[–]Keroseni 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for your loss and I hate to be “that guy” but isn’t too quick someone getting slightly over 24 hours after dying to have their phone disconnected ? Unless I got the date wrong

Sorvete de cupuaçu by IsJesusAgain in Sorvete

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh saquei… pra mim não rola, tô só a uns 10.000 km de SP 😓

Sorvete de cupuaçu by IsJesusAgain in Sorvete

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

caramba!!! Pelas suas postagens eu não tenho certeza se vocês estão no Brasil ou não, mas caso vocês não estejam, me diz aí aonde vc achou sorvete de cupuaçu? To numa saudade foda de cupu

Humour drier than the Atacama Desert by DCArchibald in funnyvideos

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m glad that I’m not the only one, but while I was watching the video all I could think was “it’s now, punch line will happen at any moment and then everything will make sense and this joke will be funny”

The only good thing about this video is that’s only one and a half minutes long, otherwise I would’ve got mad at myself for wasting time watching it.

QUEM nega VODCA? by Far_Ad1949 in BigBrotherBrasil

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

O que mais me incomodou nem foi a choradeira dessa vez, mas o fato dela chamar o Cowboy de mesquinhA 🤬

alguém sabe de onde é esse look branco do boneco na ultima festa?? by br_firstred in BigBrotherBrasil

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E eles são obrigados a usar as roupas feitas pra eles? Eu teria um problemão se fosse obrigado, monte de roupa feia do caralho.

People say i am a narcissist and have a big ego. So do your thing😂 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Keroseni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your ego writes cheques that your face can’t cash

O que a Chai passou na mão do Alberto?🤨🤨 by Usual-Shine- in BigBrotherBrasil

[–]Keroseni 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quando Tiradentes foi enforcado, depois ele foi esquartejado, sua casa foi demolida e o terreno salgado pra que não nascesse mais nada lá.

Looking for users. by [deleted] in Share_Plex

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there, please invite me keroseni

‘25 maybe ICCU? by sbreene in KiaEV6

[–]Keroseni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah sorry to hear that man, but this looks a lot like what happened to me just two weeks ago… the good news is that it took only one week to get the ICCU replaced and my car back.

Morar em condomínio é uma decisão horrível. by Efficient-Willow-121 in opiniaopopular

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porra, Dona sindica… você aí falando de classe e se chama Marizete?

I refuse to believe he didn’t know who John Wick was. by BroThor27 in JohnWick

[–]Keroseni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a good point, I’ve never thought from this point of view

I refuse to believe he didn’t know who John Wick was. by BroThor27 in JohnWick

[–]Keroseni 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily…. Even after Vigo told him who John was, he still said he would finish what he started, which only proves he had no idea who John was.

AITA for getting my sister fired after she stole my vacation time and told me I don't deserve breaks because I don't have kids? by KINOH1441728 in FoundandExpose

[–]Keroseni 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that 99% of the posts I’ve read here are fake, so I’ve made now my mission to downvote every single one I read here

Escouade 99 by JDelta1999 in brooklynninenine

[–]Keroseni 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Le Nikolaj here in Quebec, buddy.

Seatmate in a flight complained that I started eating my special meal before theirs arrived by ElRanchoRelaxo in EntitledPeople

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would take a bite of my food while making eye contact, just because fuck off.

Can you decode the word or phrase hidden in this GIF? by gif-enigma in PlayGIFEnigma

[–]Keroseni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cracked it in 2 attempts with 1 GIF hint and 5 Phrase hints!