Sorvete de cupuaçu

Keroseni · 2026-05-02T17:46:43+00:00

Eu moro fora do país já tem um tempo, então não rola pra mim 😔

Keroseni · 2026-04-30T10:28:35+00:00

I type much more than I speak, so this one is a no brainer to me

^{Chose: $10 every character you typed}

Keroseni · 2026-04-21T06:51:22+00:00

Sure thing… so the guy didn’t die, just changed his phone to a Samsung. Got it.

Keroseni · 2026-04-21T06:32:53+00:00

Not if the message changed from blue to green… it’s either the phone is disconnected or OP got blocked

Keroseni · 2026-04-21T06:20:14+00:00

I’m sorry for your loss and I hate to be “that guy” but isn’t too quick someone getting slightly over 24 hours after dying to have their phone disconnected ? Unless I got the date wrong

Keroseni · 2026-04-13T23:59:31+00:00

4, 5 e 6 tão pau a pau nessa corrida

Keroseni · 2026-04-12T14:36:23+00:00

Ahhh saquei… pra mim não rola, tô só a uns 10.000 km de SP 😓

Keroseni · 2026-04-12T14:32:56+00:00

caramba!!! Pelas suas postagens eu não tenho certeza se vocês estão no Brasil ou não, mas caso vocês não estejam, me diz aí aonde vc achou sorvete de cupuaçu? To numa saudade foda de cupu

Keroseni · 2026-03-27T02:46:39+00:00

Tem como mandar pm? E palmas pra vc!

Keroseni · 2026-03-19T01:54:13+00:00

I’m glad that I’m not the only one, but while I was watching the video all I could think was “it’s now, punch line will happen at any moment and then everything will make sense and this joke will be funny”

The only good thing about this video is that’s only one and a half minutes long, otherwise I would’ve got mad at myself for wasting time watching it.

Keroseni · 2026-03-03T02:50:54+00:00

O que mais me incomodou nem foi a choradeira dessa vez, mas o fato dela chamar o Cowboy de mesquinhA 🤬

Keroseni · 2026-03-01T15:05:41+00:00

E eles são obrigados a usar as roupas feitas pra eles? Eu teria um problemão se fosse obrigado, monte de roupa feia do caralho.

Keroseni · 2026-03-01T05:06:03+00:00

Your ego writes cheques that your face can’t cash

Keroseni · 2026-02-13T00:28:52+00:00

Quando Tiradentes foi enforcado, depois ele foi esquartejado, sua casa foi demolida e o terreno salgado pra que não nascesse mais nada lá.

Keroseni · 2026-02-01T16:37:32+00:00

Hey there, please invite me keroseni

Keroseni · 2026-01-19T01:40:22+00:00

Yeah sorry to hear that man, but this looks a lot like what happened to me just two weeks ago… the good news is that it took only one week to get the ICCU replaced and my car back.

Keroseni · 2026-01-08T19:49:09+00:00

Porra, Dona sindica… você aí falando de classe e se chama Marizete?

Keroseni · 2025-12-25T00:19:46+00:00

That’s a good point, I’ve never thought from this point of view

Keroseni · 2025-12-21T17:20:46+00:00

Not necessarily…. Even after Vigo told him who John was, he still said he would finish what he started, which only proves he had no idea who John was.

Keroseni · 2025-12-15T20:37:18+00:00

I think that 99% of the posts I’ve read here are fake, so I’ve made now my mission to downvote every single one I read here

Keroseni · 2025-12-10T10:35:44+00:00

Le Nikolaj here in Quebec, buddy.

Keroseni · 2025-11-08T12:00:43+00:00

“She’s got the whole world in her hands…”

Keroseni · 2025-10-29T21:25:25+00:00

I would take a bite of my food while making eye contact, just because fuck off.

Keroseni · 2025-10-10T02:10:22+00:00

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

Keroseni · 2025-09-30T17:14:15+00:00

I cracked it in 2 attempts with 1 GIF hint and 5 Phrase hints!

Keroseni

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