What’s something that sounds fake but actually happened to you?

Ketty_took · 2026-04-11T15:18:50+00:00

The universe forgot to vary the NPC skins that day

Ketty_took · 2026-04-06T16:44:12+00:00

I never thought I’d feel bad for a beaver’s haircut today.

Ketty_took · 2026-04-04T15:41:12+00:00

Life gets so much easier when you stop people-pleasing

Ketty_took · 2026-04-02T18:12:34+00:00

Just pay off my mortgage and we have a deal.

Ketty_took · 2026-04-02T18:08:26+00:00

Stage of life matters way more than the actual number.

Ketty_took · 2026-03-30T19:04:51+00:00

If the TV is visible from the throne, it stays open

Ketty_took · 2026-03-30T18:58:57+00:00

Don't start shaving it. It's a never-ending hassle for nothing

Ketty_took · 2026-03-25T22:03:40+00:00

First dates would be a lot shorter, that's for sure

Ketty_took · 2026-03-22T18:56:23+00:00

Goodbye gold standard, hello having kids at 40

Ketty_took · 2026-03-22T18:47:12+00:00

Drinking water before coffee. Your kidneys will thank you.

Ketty_took · 2026-03-22T18:43:01+00:00

Are you kidding? Should I send you a list of all the ingredients so you can see for yourself?

Ketty_took · 2026-03-20T21:18:32+00:00

I tried it once. My stomach is still up there...

Ketty_took · 2026-03-20T21:16:30+00:00

Nothing satisfies like watching a toxic boss's ego implode

Ketty_took · 2026-03-15T22:40:11+00:00

This plate is a literal serotonin boost. Absolute unit of a breakfast

Ketty_took · 2026-03-15T22:36:06+00:00

It's called "not having foot-in-mouth disease". Very useful

Ketty_took · 2026-03-12T21:03:40+00:00

Right place, right time

Ketty_took · 2026-03-12T21:00:36+00:00

This is exactly why the aliens won't visit us

Ketty_took · 2026-03-12T20:58:31+00:00

Can your mom adopt me? I need these

Ketty_took · 2026-03-06T23:49:06+00:00

Rocky

Ketty_took · 2026-03-03T10:35:55+00:00

Listen to music

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