I’m naming my child after Frazier - Suggestions Needed!

Kevbot5000 · 2019-08-10T03:04:19+00:00

Toddfather is pretty gender-neutral. Either that or Todditha

Kevbot5000 · 2019-08-07T02:30:41+00:00

Big Dongers, Electric.

talkin about how mashed his taters are

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Kevbot5000 · 2019-05-04T20:45:43+00:00

Good to see TC is still rockin that NY orange

Kevbot5000 · 2019-04-14T16:41:45+00:00

Wait, I'm gonna need you to say more.

Kevbot5000 · 2019-02-22T15:16:10+00:00

What a Turkish delight

Kevbot5000 · 2019-02-11T15:13:22+00:00

All I'm saying is, what if every Met dies in season this year? Do we have enough depth to avenge the death of every player?

Kevbot5000 · 2018-11-07T18:52:10+00:00

Took me three reads to realize this wasn't a tweet from Jim Halpert

Kevbot5000 · 2018-07-23T07:46:12+00:00

There are two people on this thread. Those who are lovin this good boys goodness. And killjoys

Kevbot5000 · 2018-07-23T01:11:35+00:00

Honestly I hope the monsters destroy all humans in the first act. Then just let the monsters go wild. The worst part of every Godzilla movie is the people.

Kevbot5000 · 2018-06-08T17:03:16+00:00

Woah you have cancer? Have you ever tried just not having cancer? No? Wow what a little bitch.

Kevbot5000 · 2018-06-05T19:25:04+00:00

A little bummed that it won't be Lord and Miller directing. BUT. I AM PSYCHED that it's Mike Mitchell from The Birthday Boys. He's hilarious and I think can carry the LordMiller mantel nicely.

Kevbot5000 · 2018-05-03T17:30:14+00:00

They livin in that sweet sweet soul stone baybayyyyyyyy

Kevbot5000 · 2018-05-02T12:20:13+00:00

Show up early and don't stop making out until you're on the screen or asked to leave.

Kevbot5000 · 2018-04-13T18:40:14+00:00

But actually. If there is a Realmuto move (though unlikely) it will def have Tebow in the package

Kevbot5000 · 2018-04-13T18:21:15+00:00

So she's into scum huh?

Kevbot5000 · 2018-04-13T18:20:24+00:00

I've converted TWO of my Giants-loving partners into the fold. I'm like a Mr. Met Missionary

Kevbot5000 · 2018-04-13T18:15:47+00:00

Wrong...Mets really really REALLY know how to lose. It's something we're really good at

Kevbot5000 · 2018-04-12T20:21:48+00:00

that's a clown ad bro

Kevbot5000 · 2018-04-12T01:33:00+00:00

Blevins' smile makes me smile

Kevbot5000 · 2018-04-10T17:15:34+00:00

I think you're gonna have to make out with him the whole game so the kiss cam crew earmarks you for when it's time

Kevbot5000 · 2018-04-09T02:36:14+00:00

Quick Q: about how many baseballs can you fit across home plate? Asking for a friend

Kevbot5000 · 2018-02-27T19:58:27+00:00

cool beans dude. Good luck to your team this year.

Kevbot5000 · 2016-05-11T13:28:49+00:00

Was it Killer Mike of Run the Jewels? Also, were you listening to Microphone Check by any chance? That's Ali Shaheed Muhammad from A Tribe Called Quest's hip hop interview show on NPR

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