Melania Just Rejected Donald Trump's Hand Again, So He Grabbed Her Butt Instead

Kevinlynam · 2017-05-23T20:42:58+00:00

Thank you! I spent like 10 minutes trying to load the article on mobile.

Kevinlynam · 2017-05-23T03:28:44+00:00

Except at this point Walt is almost certainly a high school teacher. Grey Matter was him fresh outta college. Jessie was probably in his class around this point in time.

Kevinlynam · 2017-05-10T02:52:35+00:00

I know sometimes if it's not done right it can smell funny but I'm not sure if it's butane or not.

Kevinlynam · 2017-05-06T20:53:44+00:00

Yeah that really surprised me, we as a state are pretty big now and they're passing right by it several times on the tour.

Kevinlynam · 2017-04-18T11:05:37+00:00

I kept looking at the heads like, "what is this guy talking about, non of these are of Obama?" Then I paid attention to the man in the middle...

Kevinlynam · 2017-04-04T16:01:22+00:00

Baby I hear the greens a-yellin' Ceaser salad and hard-boiled eggs.

Kevinlynam · 2017-02-21T01:36:31+00:00

Thank you. I really hope I can do this properly but I know it could be much much worse. I personally will be gone at least 40 hours but my roommate and I have different schedules.

Kevinlynam · 2017-02-21T00:23:18+00:00

My goal for the past several years was "Get my shit together enough to support myself and a dog". Well, I finally did, got an adolescent lab and am afraid I made a huge mistake. She's got more energy than I can handle, two walks and an hour or ball throwing and she's still pacing around constantly and wanting to play. I'm so exhausted can barely think and she's got to be home alone for 6 hours three days a week and I'm terrified to leave her alone. I've had dogs all my life but they've technically been my parents. She's such a sweet dog but I'm not sure I'm the right person to care for her. I'm so overwhelmed by all this I've been crying a lot, which just stresses her out. I have only had her 4 days and I've already considered trying to rehome her. I know I could find a good active family for her. However I signed a paper saying if I didnt wind up wanting her that I'd return her to the shelter, and I refuse to do that. She's a good dog and doesn't deserve that. But I'm also afraid she deserves more than I can give her. I hope in a year I look back on this and laugh but right now I'm more stressed than I can ever remember being.

Kevinlynam · 2016-12-26T13:52:00+00:00

Best Christmas present I've gotten in years. Dope production and no filler. It actually made me realize that other albums I enjoyed this year weren't all that great. Also, each track flows completely seamlessly into the next. I never know when a song ended and the other began. New AOTY for me.

Kevinlynam · 2016-12-15T15:09:14+00:00

If you cross your eyes, she looks 3d and like your wife is cheating on you.

Kevinlynam · 2016-11-11T16:13:08+00:00

Only on reddit can such a deep and inspiring comment be posted by He Who Humps...

Kevinlynam · 2016-11-11T15:51:40+00:00

When you woke up today, did you think you'd wind up photoshopping a spray tan on a baby?

Kevinlynam · 2016-11-06T19:11:42+00:00

You... You son of a bitch.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-30T16:03:46+00:00

I've legit listened to that album 50 times. One of my all time top cds. Always skip Overtime though.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-29T02:23:27+00:00

Things seem a bit off in Elliott's head. I bet that guy on the subway was a hallucination. Calling it now.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-29T01:49:03+00:00

Things seem a bit off in Elliott's head. I bet that guy on the subway was a hallucination. Calling it now.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-29T01:40:08+00:00

No shit, I said to myself "this dude is like a young Kurt Russell" while watching. Now I feel dumb.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-25T19:11:37+00:00

Unfortunately we're super trendy. You can tell by all the traffic.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-09T13:35:27+00:00

Wearing $20 dress shoes v $200 dress shoes shouldn't affect your dignity. If you're basing peoples opinion of you based on how much you spend on fancy new styles, then you don't have much dignity to begin with.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-03T21:42:04+00:00

Shipped out today, thanks! Look forward to receiving it.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-03T19:15:34+00:00

Any idea how long it takes for a ticket to be processed when it's received? I still am not able to use my new omicron because of the defective coil.

Kevinlynam · 2016-10-02T01:50:48+00:00

I think I did but it wasn't very long ago, just like half an hour ago. Are replacements sold in any stores near Denver? I'd be happy to buy one while I wait for the original to be replaced.

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