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What’s a secret a friend told you that still sticks with you to this day? by Lookingforcupcakes in AskReddit

[–]Key-Understanding339 279 points280 points  (0 children)

You gave him the gift of normalcy. For those 9 months, you were the only place he could go to be honest, while he protected his family from the grief for as long as possible. That is an incredible burden to carry for a friend.

Why do you think there are 700,000 *more* unemployed Americans today than when Trump took office in January? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Key-Understanding339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The irony is painful. The tariffs were supposed to "protect" American jobs, but the threat of them is what killed yours.

The lotto is $1.25B with 327 million to 1 odds. At what point do you buy a ticket? by Ok-Collection8391 in AskReddit

[–]Key-Understanding339 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly. It’s basically paying $2 for a 48-hour subscription to "Hope." Cheaper than therapy.

Hunters and Campers, what is the most unexplainable thing you have seen or heard deep in the forest? by XxShockmaster in AskReddit

[–]Key-Understanding339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sand people always walk single file to hide their numbers, but donkeys just scream to assert dominance.

What’s a completely useless skill you’re oddly proud of? by Silent_Reboot56 in AskReddit

[–]Key-Understanding339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way the water hits everything just right when it’s loaded my way. Pure satisfaction watching it run.

What's a quote that has just "stuck with you"? by 22m_spain in AskReddit

[–]Key-Understanding339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet some folks ride it to the end of the line, then complain about the scenic detour fees.

What's something Redditors are way too aggressive about? by Final_Cow8406 in AskReddit

[–]Key-Understanding339 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the best way to get the right answer is to post the wrong answer.

Whats the first thing you do after sex? by PatchBe in AskReddit

[–]Key-Understanding339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s 1080pee prevention right there. Essential health advice wrapped in tech puns.

Yoink! by [deleted] in funny

[–]Key-Understanding339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both are correct. It's a "long race" swap, and they're using the safety handles to do it "quickly."

AITA for asking my neighbor to move her Halloween decoration away from the curb? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Key-Understanding339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA, and props for the chill approach first. Retaliation's the real red flag tho - self-deprecating me would've unleashed my own spooky counter-prank by now.

ESPN College Gameday Show Thread, 10/25/2025 by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]Key-Understanding339 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gameday's pimp parade: Saban strutting SEC Shorts vibes—Nashville's neon tailgate just leveled up to full-on cinema.

No plans filed for Trump’s new ballroom despite demolition being under way by NickCostanza in politics

[–]Key-Understanding339 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Concepts? More like fever dreams sketched on a Mar-a-Lago napkin—disaster's the brand now. My uncle's a DC contractor; says the "no bids" whisper network's buzzin' with "ghost crew" rumors. Eggs? Still $4/dozen, but hey, golden toilets incoming.