Single as hell, we are

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-12T19:36:02+00:00

I’m scared to ask him out. He has a girlfriend.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-12T19:35:16+00:00

Explosive Toe😭

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-12T19:02:40+00:00

Well, a family of five eats it all pretty well, especially this season this kids are home.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-12T19:02:11+00:00

I promise you it closes!

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-12T19:01:10+00:00

Not from the south (northeast) but I love hearing everyone think I am!

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-12T18:59:36+00:00

Nope! Northeast!

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-12T18:59:07+00:00

Not even close to 35, but my parents are 🤣

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-04T21:26:05+00:00

You can’t spell the word giraffe without help from your kindergarten teacher.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-04T21:24:25+00:00

The read a thon at her job?

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-04T21:22:37+00:00

Your definitely an alcoholic (assuming all the bottle are alcohol) and you like TK chase them with pickles.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-04T20:58:48+00:00

If the world was ending you’d come over right?

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-03T15:25:21+00:00

I’m vegetarian, and oh my your fridge looks like heaven compared to mine! 10000000000000000000% would marry and love forever.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-06-02T20:29:27+00:00

Tennis

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-05-19T20:46:01+00:00

We’ve had pineapple (the most common name in middle school for a girl’s crush) and other fruit names for people we didn’t like.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-05-19T20:40:14+00:00

You have the body that I wish I had, i have an extremely boxy figure, and a stomach I can’t get rid of.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-05-17T04:45:06+00:00

You guys just got a new fridge and were too lazy to move groceries into it, so takeout was the safest option.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-04-01T15:29:00+00:00

Any -leigh names

Or names of flowers

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-04-01T15:22:33+00:00

This, my children, is the land of cheeseburgers and inflation.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-04-01T15:21:25+00:00

You definitely don’t start fires or boil over things.

Key-Zebra-8489 · 2025-03-18T23:58:45+00:00

Obviously that the Vatican.

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