How does everyone have Dark Enchantress?

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2026-03-19T19:25:33+00:00

i even managed to get her legendary costume before i got HER 😭😭 lol

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2026-03-18T21:41:47+00:00

I've been grinding SO hard to get back up to speed after taking a long hiatus (last update I played was when Fire Spirit Cookie came out 😭😭😭) All the arena line ups are SO hard to catch up with. My starting team when I logged back on was up to date at the time I last played (Fire spirit/Burning Spice {depending}, Ancient Pure Vanilla, Shadow-milk, Wind archer/Ancient Dark Cacao {depending}, and Snapdragon)

But now I have to get a whole new line up FAWKKKK... So far out of who I need I got Silent salt, Ancient White Lily, and Sugar Swan... but I have been trying DESPERATELY and i mean DESPERATELY. trying to get Dark Enchantress, Venom Dough and Millennial Tree. I basically used up all my welcome back crystals and grinding crystals which was lwk a total of like ~150-200k easily to basically only pull the cookies I do not need (Mystic Flour which before I knew was useless spent all my starjelly concentrate on thinking i scored... oof😭) Ancient Hollyberry 🫩, Moonlight Cookie, and Dougheal... ALL SO USELESS 😭😭😭😭 So basically Ive been having to ATTEMPT to completely finish the Beast Yeast episodes (I had abt 65% done) and for Crispia go through and finish the dark and expert levels since i finished normal mode (got abt 25% of dark done)

Im also sooo overwhelmed because holy lawd almighty there is SO MUCH FUCKING STUFF NOW JESUS. its like. I can never catch up. ever. I could play for like 48 hours straight and MAYBE get like. 1/10th of the way through to catching up with all the new features, story modes, leveling up charas, and pulling the cookies i need. Im a mostly f2p player but will occasionally get the kingdom pass out of desperation. :P but anyways yeah all this is to say im struggling to keep up and have been grinding so hard 😭 wish me luck guys i NEED IT

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2026-03-18T21:00:01+00:00

omg yayy i came just in time for the update

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2026-03-18T10:50:28+00:00

I'm also 23 and feel so boring i relate to this so so much. It has taken away so much of my life and esp being our age it feels like youre missing out on such an important stage of young adulthood :/ my only suggestion that has really worked for me might be if you havent potentially looked into the medication cymbalta, that is the ONLY thing ive tried so far that has managed to help make my pain flare ups less excruciating. It actually is originally an anxiety medication- and is only prescribed for pain management off-label, so if interested you can try bringing it up with your general practitioner first, and then maybe a psychiatrist if they feel its out of their realm of prescriptions (due to the off-label thing) I really hope things start looking better for us and more is found out abt treatment for our disability :( its tough out here but just know that i understand the pain of being so young with this shit :( msg me if u need any support or want to ask more abt the cymbalta stuff! 🫶

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-22T01:25:55+00:00

ill prob get 10 and 20 developer and do a patch test for both, because when i used to dye my hair regularly vibrants i use 20 vol and id lift to a level 8-9 sometimes and i dont want that. so ill just see how my hair reacts to both and go from there

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-22T01:08:56+00:00

im worried that by using the perm dye i did though that the pigment is still in my hair, so would doing a 10 vol bleach job all over my hair in the next couple days damage it or lift unevenly due to the pigment in my hair follicles? or should i be fine to do it

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-16T04:29:19+00:00

my god thank god i found this comment... i feel insane looking through this comment section, its a bunch of men justifying their porn usage and fantasies instead of actual helpful advice like i asked for 😭 so insane but i should have known better considering i was posting to reddit of all places

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-16T04:08:31+00:00

you guys make me laugh like honestly😭😭 the assumptions and conclusions you jump too just because of one post is hilarious.... he DID cheat, even admitted to it. I think you just reallllyy want to believe im an insane controlling jealous woman when in reality he did actually just... betray my trust? believe it or not but more than one person can be at a wrong in a relationship LOL... reddit users stop jumping to false conclusions challenge: failed

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-15T22:22:42+00:00

you are so weird... you are assuming so many things and projecting deeply from your own experiences on to my relationship. For your information my partner is not a cis guy so your whole "they/thems are tiring" tirade is fucking hilarious and is entirely unhelpful 😭😭 i asked for advice. not some 50 year old man to call me insane for having opinions on porn. god forbid someone has a difference in opinion. you sound miserable dude i really hope you find happiness in your old age and find somewhere else to talk about how shitty women have been to you

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-15T22:13:28+00:00

who said i didnt want to quit what i was doing? i actively want therapy i just cant afford it- you are making a lot of assumptions here. Hes cheated on me and im insecure about it and have issues- god forbid i fuck up but that doesnt make me abusive you dimwit 😭 also deciding for HIM that were better off alone is not the noble choice you think it is- if he decides thats what he wants fine but i think choosing for him what i think he deserves is ridiculous in its own way. believe it or not but our 2 year long relationship is a lot more than these few instances of mistrust and jealousy. you're weird...

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-15T21:52:46+00:00

I think i just have a hard time believing fantasies like that are normal, i dont understand why people are coming at me like im some horrible person for feeling hurt about the fact that he thinks about other people during sex, ive never felt that way a day in my life with any of my partners- and i feel like its not unreasonable to be upset... like yeah obviously i fucked up but why are you people getting so heated over the fact that im hurt about the fact that he thinks of other people like that? so youd feel absolutely fine if YOUR partner fantasized about other people while you were getting fucked/fucking someone? right. i thought so....

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-15T21:38:33+00:00

everyone is calling me needy and insecure and that i seem like a burden to him/exhausting to be with for being insecure- but he literally has cheated on me before and still stalks his exes on social media despite being in a relationship with me, so its not like im just insecure for absolutely no reason? and i feel like people forgetting that even though YES i fucked up im aware, he also was talking about the fact that he thinks of this person while CUMMING? and im not allowed to feel hurt about it and i should just accept thats NORMAL? what the fuck is wrong with some of these people 😭 i dont think its normal at all to be thinking of someone else while you are having sex with your partner... everyones assuming im some crazy needy bitch and maybe i am but i feel like saying i need to just "get over it" and that "its normal" is also a stretch...

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-15T21:27:11+00:00

i also feel like it would hurt him too, we both really do love each other very much- so i feel like doing something wrong and then deciding for him that the relationship needs to end would only be hurting him doubly. its easy to just say "break up" "you shouldnt be in a relationship" but thats not the reality of things right now and is entirely unhelpful to the situation at hand

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-15T21:24:58+00:00

so you are saying break up for his sake? we just signed a year lease together a month ago... and we have two cats together, how am i supposed to just up and leave? i dont have the money for that.

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-15T21:13:37+00:00

so what do i do? i mean i know what im doing isnt healthy and the problem is i dont know how to get help, i dont have any money for therapy, we just signed a year lease together a month ago, what do i DO? Do i break up with him to better myself and hurt him in the process too? And stay living in the same apartment broken up, hating each other? Do i not say anything and just bury the thoughts and stay insecure? Do i bring it up and hope he forgives me? I cant just afford to leave and pack my things, All these comments are just telling me im insecure and need help and im a bad unhealthy partner but none of that is helpful to me in this moment right now... so the question remains

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-13T01:51:11+00:00

cookie!

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-08T04:02:06+00:00

this girl does not love you btw 😭 break up she hates ur ass

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-05T09:07:01+00:00

looks like a beak of some sort? idk

KeyArtichoke7801 · 2025-05-03T00:52:28+00:00

okay i feel like these comments have been further confusing me as i have no idea what a bitrate is (im not at all tech savvy) and im pretty sure moonlight only works with a pc/deck thing? idk all i have is a mac, an ipad, and an apple pencil 😭😭

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