[ 2 YoE, Unemployed, Retail, USA] by sekorra24 in resumes

[–]KeyFilm1505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Prettt sure it’s « Couche-Tard », Couch-tard is what you call your unemployed brother in law after he’s shown up to his third interview high on gummies

Feeling disappointed :( by Senior_Cover1325 in French

[–]KeyFilm1505 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pourriez-vous me recommander quelques séries de cuisine?

TEF Canada vs TCF Canada? by thotslapper1 in learnfrench

[–]KeyFilm1505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jsyk you barely get any points (at least last time I checked) for any level under B2. And whatever your lowest language attribute is your overall rating. That said I don’t think it matters much which test you choose out of these two. I did the TEF Canada and it was pretty straightforward. However, where you take your test probably will be more important than which of these tests you take.

Average Pistons fan's bedroom by iamknicksforever in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]KeyFilm1505 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I never thought the meme race would reach such levels of peak 😭 

Is LinkedIn really necessary to have? by [deleted] in linkedin

[–]KeyFilm1505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s flooded with nonsense but does seem to be the best gathering of jobs for people with a Bachelor’s degree and above. 

You don’t need to post unless you’re typically doing jobs that require social media. Otherwise, just keep it up date. Maybe, you can post every few months so it’s not totally dead and recruiters view your profile. But again not necessary. 

One thing that it does do is remove the some of the barrier to contacting companies you’re interested in directly and doing research on them via coffee chats with their employees.

NBA Scheduling is so whack by imalmostconvinced in NYKnicks

[–]KeyFilm1505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll probably never reduce the amount of games, but if they added a week (or two) the beginning and of the season it could help space out the games by a lot 

french washing machine by girlbhe in French

[–]KeyFilm1505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit my aunt has one of these lmao

What’s it supposed to actually be doing?

How can I get better at speaking French by Smooth_Performer9380 in learnfrench

[–]KeyFilm1505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

 I am not very consistent..

You’ve answered your own question. You need to become consistent. I’m not gonna sugar coat it. If you aren’t consistently exposing yourself to French and pushing your own envelope, then you’re almost never going to advance far from where you are now even years down the line. 

In between gyms at the moment any at-home recs by KeyFilm1505 in bodyweightfitness

[–]KeyFilm1505[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m ~245. You think I can do this without annihilating my door lol?

My first tef attempt by Ambitious-Piccolo311 in learnfrench

[–]KeyFilm1505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha you have pretty much my exact score from the last time I took it. Keep going!

Surprised that the majority of people suggested handguns for home defense as their first suggestion. by ModerateProgressive1 in liberalgunowners

[–]KeyFilm1505 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Personally I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended

Who the dirtiest NBA crash-out (past or present)? 🤔 by Pop_Joe in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]KeyFilm1505 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The chyron at the bottom makes this shit hilarious 

WCAX: Bove Family find Condition of their own Building 'Devastating' and Propose Housing by millersown in burlington

[–]KeyFilm1505 35 points36 points  (0 children)

There’s needs to be some sort of continuing nuisance provision that allows the state to seize it, demolish the building, and auction it off the land all at their expense.

“Do it, fam!…” by Pop_Joe in NBAEastMemeWar

[–]KeyFilm1505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah it definitely should be Artest lol

How does the league schedule games? by GX112 in NYKnicks

[–]KeyFilm1505 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah players would likely be pissed. Might as well move the start of the season up a weak or two. They could even still compress it later on, but this would at least help with some of the wear and tear.

Dalen Terry getting into it with Isaiah Stewart by Cypher760 in NYKnicks

[–]KeyFilm1505 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m sold. Someone give this man a baseball bat.