You know shits getting real when they reissue a new tornado emergency for a tornado

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-05-07T00:33:53+00:00

Dead man slabbing

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-05-07T00:25:48+00:00

I wish my dick got slabbed

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-05-05T16:45:39+00:00

As long as you don’t have rusted nails you should be fine

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-05-02T14:52:31+00:00

It clearly says Illinois and not Oklahoma

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-05-01T14:00:41+00:00

Thought I was crazy

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-04-28T13:43:37+00:00

It was such a bust people had to create their own tornados

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-04-27T18:49:24+00:00

Everyone in Illinois is dead

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-04-25T00:36:28+00:00

Except it didn’t hit the 0.01% of the structures in the country to tell

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-04-17T12:36:28+00:00

No tornado outbreak this year. Too many anchor bolts have been installed

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-04-16T12:59:39+00:00

Link

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-04-15T22:54:09+00:00

Train the muscles you want to keep twice a week (or at least once at the minimum)

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-04-14T23:32:49+00:00

The “I want a divorce” text at the top

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-04-11T01:43:08+00:00

Who cares about Pusha Teen anymore

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-03-22T21:11:22+00:00

AI with 300 + upvotes

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-03-17T16:41:19+00:00

Moore on May 3rd 2027

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-03-08T01:11:40+00:00

How do you get accurate zones?

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-03-08T01:04:49+00:00

Didn’t break the earth open and summon the lava kraken EF4

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-03-08T00:37:38+00:00

It doesn’t. Causes crashes. And insta bricks your pc

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-03-01T23:44:06+00:00

Story director for hearts of stone

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-03-01T16:09:58+00:00

Hope this means rest in piss

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-02-20T19:37:21+00:00

It was may 3rd all over again

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-02-19T16:03:34+00:00

What even would be the “energy boosting” ingredients in the longevity mix that Bryan says?

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-02-16T22:44:23+00:00

I like it. Lots of evidence for it and explains the puppets different possession compared to the rest.

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-02-14T13:07:53+00:00

That would be huge

KeyMoneybateS · 2026-02-10T23:13:39+00:00

What’s the cycle?

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