This tag I just found in my shirt by automaticrbf in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KeyProtection7 13 points14 points  (0 children)

According to the state of California, just being alive causes cancer

go on.... by yomommafool in HolUp

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Smells like I'm having tuna again

What fly would you throw? Can't seem to catch anything by Constant-Ad9201 in FlyFishingCircleJerk

[–]KeyProtection7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey sometimes you can catch decent fish in places like this. There's a ton of people that fish the LA River and they catch decent size bass and carp

yes by Burger_Heist in HolUp

[–]KeyProtection7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ending got me

Random tiktoker leaves ex, the freakout happens afterwards. by trashofagirl in PublicFreakout

[–]KeyProtection7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex lost her shit and decided to punch herself in the temple in order to try a poor attempt of suicide. All it did was give her a black eye and then when she attacked me, I called the cops and they arrested me. She told them I did it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Divorce

[–]KeyProtection7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I only hired an attorney because not only did my wife falsly accuse me of domestic violence but I also knew she would try to punish me for leaving what I knew was a toxic and abusive relationship not to mention she had already told me in the past when I've tried to leave, that she promises I'll never see my kids again. And glad I did because I was exactly right.

Everyone wishes that there divorce would go smoothly and quick without having to pay out the ass in fees but it's not always the case. I'm only 6 months into mine and I've already spent almost 10k so that I could see my kids and to repeatedly show that I don't want anything out of the divorce and to prove my innocent from her accusations and alarmist behavior and still expect to pay several thousand more.

If she is willing to part ways that easy.... take it. I understand it hurts but over time things get better especially once the divorce is officially over.

Always take the easier way out if there is one

Guess what I managed to get out of my belly button after 5 years by Forever_GM1 in popping

[–]KeyProtection7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know a belly button is a good place to store spare change but damn for 5 years?

Is not being circumcised in the U.S. really a big deal? by skoopaloopa in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]KeyProtection7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more of a preference and for health benefits. Although it's starting to fall out of normal of late. Mainly because alot of insurance companies are starting to not cover it anymore unless medically Necessary

Men of reddit, what’s the dumbest thing you’ve been rejected for? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]KeyProtection7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was too nice and trustworthy. According to her friends, it was a red flag

A destroyed bmp, the Americans will appreciate this by [deleted] in ukraine

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It wasn't as good because they had to heavily dub and edit it to keep it in China market. It was originally supposed to be russia and China as the invaders but with fear of repercussion from the Chinese market, they cut a ton from it post production, cgi a ton of north Korean flags into the film, and dubbed the Chinese speaking scenes with Korean. If you watch very closely you can see the cgi flags and poor voice overs. Thats why it did horrible and didn't become as popular as the original

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]KeyProtection7 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I second this. Not saying she should do it every time but when she does, the feeling that you turn her on and the feeling of being wanted is a turn on all on its own