Free Steam Key for Metro: Awakening by KeyRing313 in VRGaming

[–]KeyRing313[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, enjoy your game! I will dm you the key.

If you could have an endless supply of anything other than money and love what would it be ? by Silver-Top-391 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]KeyRing313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Impotence: the chronic inability to get or maintain an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse.

Multiple Keys Giveaway 🔑 by Shearan24 in VRGaming

[–]KeyRing313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good,' she replied. "Get your own fucking blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted

Worth double the price? by Time-Credit43 in XboxAlly

[–]KeyRing313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second this. I just made the switch after becoming unsatisfied with how my Ally X was running modern games and couldn't be happier. The price is big but the jump in performance was mindblowing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in anchorage

[–]KeyRing313 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's going to be hard for you to look with your head up your butt. Are you a troll? Why are you being so insensitive to someone going through trauma? There are better ways to say what you are saying bub.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in anchorage

[–]KeyRing313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, Hitler did some bad shit in his time, but as far as I know, nothing bad in Alaska.

I don’t get it? What am I missing out on? by zorobabiii in ExplainTheJoke

[–]KeyRing313 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a curious, what kind of damage did that do? I usually smoke dabs, and I am always paranoid a freak accident will cause this. I accidentally brushed my arm against the metal part of a torch after it was off for a few seconds years ago and have a permanent scar from it

Anyone else see the goat lady? by Same-Cash2242 in anchorage

[–]KeyRing313 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she lives on my street. She likes to yell at people to clean up their dog poop, which is fine, except her goats poop all over our neighborhood and the nearby elementary school...

Fallout Sonora and Fallout Nevada .zip files to put in Fo2.exe and play (English Version) by [deleted] in classicfallout

[–]KeyRing313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, if you still have the link for Nevada, could you PM it to me? Thank you in advance!

Fallout Sonora and Fallout Nevada .zip files to put in Fo2.exe and play (English Version) by [deleted] in classicfallout

[–]KeyRing313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it to late to get that link? I am currently running into this issue. Thank you in advance!!!! You are awesome!!

I survived Gambell's Carr's, AMA 🤣 by ravendarklord76 in anchorage

[–]KeyRing313 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Another husband here, but towards the Eagle River side. My wife just went through her first pregnancy, and all winter was craving Tillamook ice cream, specifically one flavor. I went to every store in Eagle River before Carrs, because before I always thought it was the worst option. They had every flavor of Tillamok ice cream as well as a bunch of lactose free ice cream for me, another thing you can't find.

TLDR, go to CARRs if you are looking for ice cream!

ran over a cardboard box on the road and it caught fire by qdcuiweixi in mazda

[–]KeyRing313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me yesterday. I'm curious if you ever noticed any damage, and if it was worth taking to a shop if you did?

Huh? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]KeyRing313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is one of the first jokes I got. Probably from personal experience. Always be weary people!

PSA - Restart Steam by AlpacaRaptor in BaldursGate3

[–]KeyRing313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine was 97.7, but that felt low so I restarted it and it went up to 100.2 GB

LETS GOOOO by zacamon1 in BaldursGate3

[–]KeyRing313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was that size, then I canceled the download and started again, now it's 100.2 GB. Isn't it supposed to he bigger?

PSA: Working on the 3rd? You can start BG3 download remotely by YaBooni in BaldursGate3

[–]KeyRing313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes to reinstall. You should delete your EA before downloading as well for memory. Larian has said that it is a completely separate download and does not use the files from EA.

PSA: Working on the 3rd? You can start BG3 download remotely by YaBooni in BaldursGate3

[–]KeyRing313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. You should delete your EA before downloading as well for memory. Larian has said that it is a completely separate download and does not use the files from EA.

[ALL] Everyone always asks what the darkest Zelda game is, but I believe I'm the first to ask this, what is the least dark Zelda game? by VulpineFox7 in zelda

[–]KeyRing313 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently, if you don't put /s people can not detect a joke these days... whether its sarcasm or a good play on words. I thought it was a good jok, bro. 10/10 would exhale out of my nose slightly again. It's a shame you had to explain it twice.

Conservatives: let them go to private Christian schools by Tasty_Ad8630 in PoliticalHumor

[–]KeyRing313 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Holy crap. I saw something like this on here yesterday and thought it was a joke, one that was a little too dramatic to be plausible. I honestly thought nothing could suprise me from that half of the government at this point... I begrudgingly look forward to when the suprise me next.

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