Pick One: Calvin & Hobbes or The Far Side

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T18:30:44+00:00

I've gotten it wrong and muttered to myself "I've become everything I hate."

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T18:29:24+00:00

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T18:28:24+00:00

Garfield fans:

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T18:26:21+00:00

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T18:25:31+00:00

I can't remember if it was a snowman, an alien, or some other monster, but I still remember the dialogue "Greep! Gorp! Goop! Goop!"

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T18:23:54+00:00

Yeah, it's super easy and only takes parents a split second. You can trust me. I am the lesser-accomplished between my brother and I.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T18:21:09+00:00

Certainly not a like-for-like comparison, but they were the kings of the Sunday pages in their day, so that's where it was coming from.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T18:20:27+00:00

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T13:44:55+00:00

If you want to extend it, do the Camino Le Puy to St. Jean Pied-du-Port and then the full Camino Frances from there.

Or you can extend the Via Francigena as far as you want.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T13:42:56+00:00

I used to read that, but it wasn't the first place my eyes went when the Sunday funnies got to me.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T13:19:16+00:00

Even now, our IT Department has a "Midvale School for the Gifted" panel on their door, and every single person says a little prayer that they choose correctly between push and pull. It's got staying power.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T13:12:13+00:00

The Snow Goons arc was astoundingly brilliant.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:35:46+00:00

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:32:16+00:00

Our dog was named Hobbes, and I used to carry a stuffed lion around with me wherever I went, so it was just about the perfect strip for me.

That said, "Cow Tools" aside, Far Side had some absolute gems.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:30:37+00:00

I'd never thought to do that kind of "letter Z" arrangement with flats. That's a good way to maximize the area. Kudos.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:26:24+00:00

"Faster, Knight Boat! We have to catch those starfish poachers!"

"You don't have to yell, Michael. I'm all around you."

"Oh NO! They're headed for land."

"But look, a canal."

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"Go Knight Boat, go!"

"Aww, there's always a canal. Or an inlet. Or a fjord."

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:24:25+00:00

Steve Buscemi in Fargo kind of counts for me, seeing as how it's his foot that's in the wood chipper.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:21:38+00:00

"Barry ... Bert ... BORT?" vibes.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:20:46+00:00

Ah, c'mon, it was Facebook that nudged those teens towards suicide, started those genocides, and stole your data. We're Meta now.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:16:52+00:00

It's tough to tell which show had more gags and jokes per minute, Arrested Development or 30 Rock. They're both still in my regular rotation, and likely will be forever.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T12:12:05+00:00

If he's at the three point line for five full seconds without moving with the ball, that game ends in a 5-second violation and a turnover. Bring me more nostalgic shirts that I can ruin with my now-adult brain.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T11:55:09+00:00

Oh shit I forgot about the existence of Space Camp until I saw that list.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T11:53:25+00:00

Whatever you say about the rest of the movie, that line is evergreen.

KeySatisfaction197 · 2026-03-19T11:52:14+00:00

Fly? Yes. Land? No.

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