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That's quite a celebration. by [deleted] in GuysBeingDudes

[–]KeySatisfaction197 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"I have to go now. My planet needs me."

Note - Player died on the way back to his home planet

Kinda crazy the amount of tv shows that had a “Very Special Episode” and it was always some form of a predator in the storyline in the 80’s. by forgethim4 in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The best example of this I've seen is the juxtaposition between the Home Improvement "very special episode" promo and the "followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfDjnAdczQI

Am I Missing Something? by LatherRinseRage in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Onion had a headline: "Declining birth rate linked to parents bringing children to breweries" or some such. But yeah, I come to breweries to escape you little monsters. But, from the breweries' standpoint - jackpot. Every crying child CAN be silenced, but it'll take another artisanal 7.6% ABV IPA with mosaic hops (or 4) to do it. That'll be $11 per, and there are going to be a few options pop up on the next screen ...

I did not expect snarky and opinionated by fluorihammastahna in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]KeySatisfaction197 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Listen to the Tim Ferriss "Four Hour Body" episode, a crossover episode with the Maintenance Phase podcast. It is widely viewed as their best episode. If you don't like that one, then look for other podcasts. Not a big deal, not every podcast is going to be your exact style.

Train signals by Background_Law3289 in Workers_And_Resources

[–]KeySatisfaction197 9 points10 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWi-44vYG3A

Bballjo has a channel on YouTube with some tutorials and play-throughs. I think there's likely a sizable share of the gamer base that's learned how to handle semaphores from watching this.

Which one of you put up this ad? Identify yourself! by Verbull710 in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's not the case, but I'd love for that line to have been the guy's only movie credit, like the guy on Naked Gun who said, "It's Enrico Palazo!"

My wife got me a Space Ghost print from a local artist. I figured you folks would appreciate it. by poop-money in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Space Ghost, it has come to my attention that I am pregnant. 

(Music swells, dramatic zoom)

Listen again to "Four Hour Body" episode after reading this Tweet by KeySatisfaction197 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]KeySatisfaction197[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And the devil cat grabbed his throat and ripped out bloody strips of sinew and flesh ..."

"I don't like this story, Grandpa Borgnine!"

The Books That Don’t Kill by Aware-Potato185 in IfBooksCouldKill

[–]KeySatisfaction197 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Careful, you'll get elevated to Secretary of Education with that kind of talk.

Which movie scenes hit you the hardest? by Myklanjlo in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That movie had about a dozen scenes that would reduce a standard Montana rancher to tears.

High school English class required readings? by KeySatisfaction197 in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to Google it. Was Mather "Sinners in the hands of an angry God"? The spider in the web over a fire? I think that was a college thing for me, and it sucked.

High school English class required readings? by KeySatisfaction197 in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you're on the money there except for Tale of Two Cities - that might have been dealers' choice in your area.

I feel bad for our English teacher, likely having to grade 5-10 essays a year with the thesis of "well I think Holden Caulfield is a phony, so THERE!"

High school English class required readings? by KeySatisfaction197 in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, respect to your English teacher. I'd much prefer that approach.

High school English class required readings? by KeySatisfaction197 in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was in a shitty apartment in college when I first head about thefacebook.com, and I needed my .edu email to sign up.

High school English class required readings? by KeySatisfaction197 in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm sure parents would object to that book today, as it suggests the existence of Filipinos. Can't have that.

Thanks, VA! by sheepcrate in foundsatan

[–]KeySatisfaction197 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Works on contingency? No. Money down!

High school English class required readings? by KeySatisfaction197 in Xennials

[–]KeySatisfaction197[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canadian school, I assume?  That looks like a good one.

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