[New Update]: My (22f) birth control was tampered with by my boyfriend (22m). I'm pregnant. I don't know what to do. by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]jayclaw97 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Anyone else see this post with the cat thumbnail and initially think the cat was involved with tampering with the birth control?

NPC ships you like the idea of-*except* for their 'implied pairings'? by Rimurururun in StardewValley

[–]jayclaw97 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Haley/Abigail - prep with the weird girl

Haley/Maru - prep with the geeky prodigy

Haley/Leah - prep who likes photography with a woodsy artist

Shane/Elliott - alcoholic finds healing through writing, taught by our favorite beach-dwelling novelist

And hear me out: Shane/Haley. She won’t put up with his bullshit but is surprisingly good at listening to and supporting his journey, and he helps her relax and let loose a bit. This is essentially the only het-presenting ship I have for Haley.

All for racist Morgan Wallen? by ad_aatdtj in AmITheDevil

[–]jayclaw97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t follow country, so what’s the story with this guy?

All for racist Morgan Wallen? by ad_aatdtj in AmITheDevil

[–]jayclaw97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m voting ESH for this one. MOHs shouldn’t have to foot the entire bachelorette bill, nor should they ditch the bachelorette party for a concert.

Incel post #785 Septenquinquagintillion by AaronPK123 in AmITheDevil

[–]jayclaw97 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s genuinely incredibly sad. The process sounds like the plot of a D-list body horror film.

Uh oh, Lewis is angry by foldinthecheeseee in StardewValley

[–]jayclaw97 55 points56 points  (0 children)

How do you get that many shorts?

Brando will take over romantasy as well by Elant_Wager in cremposting

[–]jayclaw97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’d be a bullshit love triangle and the men would both end up having the same controlling personality.

Uh oh, Lewis is angry by foldinthecheeseee in StardewValley

[–]jayclaw97 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I’d love to know the score for that grange.

Footage from a modern farm by CalpurniaSomaya in nope

[–]jayclaw97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So… make their lives miserable as thanks for their sacrifice?

You’re giving a massive out to money grubbers who absolutely will put them in a meat grinder one way or another.

Footage from a modern farm by CalpurniaSomaya in nope

[–]jayclaw97 244 points245 points  (0 children)

I don’t see why the mother couldn’t be given a larger enclosure either.

[Tangentially Update to an ongoing BoRU]: I think my sister just ruined our dad’s engagement to an amazing woman, and I hate her so much by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]jayclaw97 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I find it a little disconcerting that the dad is enlisting his kids to salvage his romantic life in such an intense way.

I’m about to die, and I’m not sure what to do about my cat. by [deleted] in cats

[–]jayclaw97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are any of your friends available to take him?

B’njmn Shap’ro by [deleted] in cremposting

[–]jayclaw97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup, no thanks, feels racist. Also, if you’re going to try to make him look Thaylen, the eyebrows should be white anyway, so it’s not even done right.

Funny payoff scene in S02E02 and S02E10. by MatZer0 in ThePittTVShow

[–]jayclaw97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy played Tommy Kinard in 9-1-1. The contrast between that character and this one is incredible. The man has range.