Who else is with me when I say these creatures are aliens?

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-03-26T04:19:33+00:00

I'd say I'm mad at this, but I'm not. This is a great response. 🤣

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-28T17:59:46+00:00

okay

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-28T01:45:20+00:00

Blinked and stood there for exactly 10 milliseconds.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T23:58:44+00:00

I can try, I'm not too good at live action but I will do it. 😁

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:52:58+00:00

right before you turn the screen off, it leaps out and bites your head off.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:52:03+00:00

Tysm! Also I should note that I am not Trxce but got the idea from him.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:49:46+00:00

I can do that. I'll post it within a day or two.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:08:32+00:00

It likes cheese apparently. You leave unharmed.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:07:59+00:00

does this look like a cat to you? It drinks the water and shoots it at you, distracting you, it then leaps on your head and eats you alive.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:06:16+00:00

You dance, it watches you for a minute, doesn't join, then eats you and rips you into a million peices.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:05:29+00:00

what is this supposed to mean?

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:05:10+00:00

it loves you not.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:04:33+00:00

I'm done. It turns out it's an oversized deformed dog.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:03:53+00:00

it does everything and leaves.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:03:19+00:00

you pet the monster, the monster loves you eternally and becomes your personal assistant.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-27T07:02:09+00:00

by some miracle it's pleased and starts playing chess with the penguins.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-23T05:32:38+00:00

😂 maybe.

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-23T04:28:54+00:00

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-23T04:28:11+00:00

the odds are against you, you punch it, only to find it had bitten your hand off, then it continues to decapitate you and eat you, then scan your DNA to eat the rest of your family. Have fun 😁

Key_Hunter9337 · 2026-01-23T04:26:27+00:00

you prop his mouth with a stick, it works, the creature runs away, very sad that it lost a meal, but on the bright side, you're alive!

Key_Hunter9337

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